There's no loyalty these days.
There's no loyalty these days.
Hey Looper, Don't forget to get enough zinc in your diet...it sounds like you are being depleted of it. I take the occasional tablet, just to be sure.
That mini-girl will keep you busy...and wrung out.
Last edited by Latindancer; 28-03-2020 at 07:45 AM.
Why would you wanna save porn nowadays when you can just fathom something up, hit one of numerous pornsites, watch, tug, then delete your browsing history before the wife gets home.
What's happened to the subtle art of conjuring up images in the wank bank, that people now need a porn stash?
As a youth I used to be able to just have a quick browse through the lingerie section of Kays catalogue and BANG, i'd stored about 100 wanks in the grey matter.
That's one good think about Covid, it keeps people like Looper and his zoom lens and foot fetish off the streets in his dress and size 11stilettoes.
Take your sordid wanking stories somewhere else you fukkin weirdo
Ps. Pornhub Italy is free with a vpn during these times of self isolation.
I hear ya Dilly. Young people don't know they are born with the porn these days and imagination powered spanking is a dying art.
I notice that my memory wank bank focuses on curious details like the moment in 2012 I first saw dental nurse's nipple by accident when her dress moved.
It seems sad that I will dissolve into dust one day and all these memories will be gone from the universe.
Despite my depleted tank I managed to blow the beans up Miss Mini-Minx 3 times on Thursday and 2 more times on Friday. I am now resting the spuds on a 2 day health retreat soaking in a bowl of warm zinc infused water before she comes back.
She left a souvenir on the balcony.
And marked her territory in the bathroom
And she left her computer here and, for some strange reason, told me the password.
But it is a girly Apple and all in Chinese so I don't know what I am looking at.
...I imagine you've already mentioned your ring piece's brush with bruising...
Try this.
DownloadHelper - Video download browser extension
Install on Firefox
Install 7.3.7 from Mozilla
Version 7.3.7 (latest stable release) - 771735 - released on 6/26/2019
Install on Chrome
Install 7.3.7.0 from Chrome Web Store
Version 7.3.7.0 (latest stable release) - 777KiB - released on 6/26/2019
Install on Edge
Install 7.3.8.0 from Microsoft Edge Store
Version 7.3.8.0 (latest stable release) - 742KiB - released on 3/13/2020
I've not tested it on ALL sites.
This for translations:
Mate – the translator app you'll love.
Including:
- Chinese (Simplified)
- Chinese (Traditional)
Last edited by OhOh; 29-03-2020 at 10:41 AM.
A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.
Bad Luck:-
My new 15.6 inch FHD special purpose porn library laptop is delayed in transit due to covid-19 related reasons beyond the control of eBay.
Good Luck:-
I found the porn stash that I thought I had lost or erroneously deleted.
There be some vintage spanking classics in there.
It was hiding in plain sight in a folder on my main workstation that I use when visiting clients. I have no recollection of putting it there which means my brain may be slowly dissolving.
If anyone is having trouble downloading from Pornhub then try this site.
Download and Save PornHub videos free!
It grabs the video and then gives you a link to a download on their site. No idea how they afford to provide that as a free proxy download service with the bandwidth and server storage requirements that would entail but it seems to work well.
Good luck bad luck? Who knows.
Many years ago there was a wise peasant in China who had a son who was the apple of his eye.
He also was the proud owner of a fine white stallion which everyone admired. One day his horse escaped from his grounds and disappeared.
The villagers came to him one by one and said: “You are such an unlucky man. It is such bad luck that your horse escaped.” The peasant responded: “Who knows. Maybe bad luck, maybe good luck.” The next day the stallion returned followed by 12 wild horses. The neighbours visited him again and congratulated him on his luck. Again, he just said: “Who knows. Maybe bad luck, maybe good luck.”
As it happened, the next day his son was attempting to train one of the wild horses when he fell off and broke his leg. Once more everyone came with their condolences: “It’s terrible.” they said, "such bad luck" Again, he replied: “Who knows. Maybe bad luck, maybe good luck.”
A few days passed and his poor son was limping around the village with his broken leg, when the emperor’s army entered the village announcing that a war was starting and they were enrolling all the young men of the village. However, they left the peasant’s son since he had a broken leg. Everyone was extremely jealous of the peasant. "you're so lucky" they said, while the old man just muttered: “Who knows. Maybe bad luck, maybe good luck”
“If we stop testing right now we’d have very few cases, if any.” Donald J Trump.
^
It’s bad luck for you, you will get reds aplenty for that load of shite.
Who knows. Maybe reds are bad, maybe they're good.
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