All wheel drive them Jags.
I was very happy with my shiny Jag until Smeg mentioned in a post a while ago that he has got one. Now I feel a peculiar sense of unease when I get in and look down at the leaping cat in the middle of the wheel.
Oh well thanks looper I'm in a foking smegmoble now.
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^ Can fit 8 people comfortability.
2 in the front.
3 in the back
3 dead ex-girlfriends in the boot!
Was lying on the beach today seeing if I could try and catch the eye of this presentable 40 y/o aussie MILF.
She was pretty fit although obviously been around the block a few times but beggars can't be choosers in farangland.
Anyway I though I had got a few sideways glances from her and might be able to strike up some amiable banter if we both went for a swim at the same time when out of nowhere a seagull took a swooping dive and did massive shite on the side of my neck. I have never seen bird shite of this quality or quantity. Like a cupful of thick translucent pale green gloop the consistency of swarfega. No idea what it had been eating but I think it was in need of medical attention.
Anyway my Irish granny assured me many years ago that being hit by a bird in flight is a sure sign of good luck but when you are sitting on the beach covered in shite and your target MILF is sniggering into her magazine it feels more like bad luck.
I retired from the sand defeated for the day and repaired to the showers to hose myself down.
Bad news: Almost exactly 14 years to the day since my last speeding ticket in Sydney I got another ticket today. Range 2 speeding $227 + 3 points. Price has gone up a bit since last time.
Good news: I was caught doing 79 in a 60 zone. 19kmh over the limit. 1 more kph and it would have been range 3 speeding. $351 + 4 points.
Well I have never heard of that but I was scratching my brains unsuccessfully trying to think of a way to wriggle out of it so I might give that a spin.
Do you remember was that range 1 or 2 or 3 speeding?
Was that QLD?
it was Vic and it might be limited to range one... Can't recall/
Bad lucky is when the battery on me new Porschy goes flatty, Boohoo. call the toe truckee
Me go ride the bikee
and fuck you nicely
Good news. Just let off the most amazing fart.
Bad news. There were lumps in it!
Was it one of those spring loaded sets on a heavy metal base? Made by a company called "Flange Catapult" and misappropriated by the cricket people.Originally Posted by somtamslap
Bad Luck: I had my leg amputated yesterday.
Good Luck: The bloke in the bed next door wants to buy my slippers.
Bad luck: I got 3 parking tickets last week, $50, $50, $100
Good luck: I didn't find the parking inspector, I would have strangled him/her and would be in jail now.
I got a letter back from QPS in response to Necron's suggested appeal for clemency telling me to get bent and pay my fine
Bad news: I got another ticket the very next day.
Good news: it was for doing 72 kmh in a 60 zone. Range 1 - $151 + 1 point. 1 more kmh and it would have been range 2 speeding - $237 + 3 points.
I feel a bit conned though since the date of offence was before they even posted the 1st ticket. Would have been nice to get the heads up first.
I believe the traffic po-po is now using unmarked cars as I have avoided fines for 14 years just by watching out for the white van or cop with speed gun and have avoided many tickets with judicious and timely braking.
If this is true then that means I have almost no option but to actually start driving slower which seems like a bit bollix to me
Bad news: Cutting down trees today I managed to drop one right on my Note 3
Good news: I get to buy a new phone now
Bad luck: My previous employer (the worst ever!) was late giving me my P45 back & put on it a leaving date 2 months after I actually left, so I've been on emergency tax for 6 months. Have talked to tax office & they were taxing my present (only!) job as a second job
Good luck: All sorted now & end of this or next month, I will be getting a nice little rebate. Seeing as I'm crap at saving, I'm looking at this as a convenient savings scheme!
Bad Luck: I have recently lost my gigantic porn stash of over 10 years vintage. I cannot find it on any hard drive anywhere after moving all my shit around doing a spring clean recently - and this happens right at the start of the Covid lockin. fark.
Good Luck: I have spent Tuesday and Wednesday this week beginning the lengthy and arduous task of rebuilding the stash from scratch and have struck gold by turning up many old favourites on pornhub.
Bad Luck: I am running the risk of terminal RSI in the process and I had strained the spuds dangerously empty by close of business Wednesday night.
But once I set my mind to task I see it through
you watch a whole movie ?
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