So what did you do for your 50th.

**Smug Farang Bore** · 23-11-2011, 12:36 AM

Well if you made it...! It's mine next week.

Good or bad.

Pipe n slippers or falling off the stage in cowboy?:

**sunsetter** · 23-11-2011, 12:41 AM

not even close to nifty yet so i wouldnt care to guess, last blow out at a proper good party somewhere hot, ibiza maybe......

**the dogcatcher** · 23-11-2011, 12:42 AM

I'm going to do an eighteen years old.

**Smug Farang Bore** · 23-11-2011, 12:45 AM

^again

**the dogcatcher** · 23-11-2011, 12:46 AM

Yep..

**Smug Farang Bore** · 23-11-2011, 12:55 AM

Oi sunny you say not even close yet but you won't believe how quick it rocks up..

So Thailands for you as your boyish good looks are gunna go soon Roger..

sabaii sabaii · 23-11-2011, 01:05 AM

The Perks of Being Over 50

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

You sing along with elevator music.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

Things you buy now won't wear out.

You can live without sex but not without glasses.

You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

Your eyes won't get much worse.

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

You can't remember who sent you this list.

**Takeovers** · 23-11-2011, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

So what did you do for your 50th.

I barely remember, too long ago.

But it was something big, I am sure.

sabaii sabaii · 23-11-2011, 01:06 AM

Texting for Seniors
The kids have all their texting codes...like

BFF (best friends forever)

WTF (what the f***?)

LOL (laughing out loud)

So why not some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

DTAF - Don't Trust A Fart

**Smug Farang Bore** · 23-11-2011, 01:14 AM

Won't let me green ya sabaii.

...but I'll get you some more monster munch...

**nigelandjan** · 23-11-2011, 01:29 AM

^ consider it done

sabaii sabaii · 23-11-2011, 01:33 AM

I will be in Bangkok next Thursday Smug.

what day is your B'day ?

**Smug Farang Bore** · 23-11-2011, 01:50 AM

I'll be in Dubai then mate. 7s rugby.

Then monster munch country for a bit.

**sunsetter** · 23-11-2011, 01:52 AM

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

So Thailands for you as your boyish good looks are gunna go soon Roger..

cheers pal

**nedwalk** · 23-11-2011, 04:53 AM

jaysus SMUG only bloody 50..you,ve had life aint ya mate..go get yourself 2 x 25 year olds..enjoy mate

**DrAndy** · 23-11-2011, 07:21 AM

I will invite everyone on TD to a monster booze up, followed by free fellatio by lovely girls and katoey (you choose)

**Thai Pom** · 23-11-2011, 08:08 AM

That sure was one "tough paper round" you had as a youngster.
Glad you have joined the club.
Sorry to tell you nothing is differant from 49 and 364 days and 50!!

Cheers, TP

**DrAndy** · 23-11-2011, 09:17 AM

^ half a fucking century, a big difference

**nidhogg** · 23-11-2011, 09:47 AM

So what did you do for your 50th

......Got older.

sabaii sabaii · 23-11-2011, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I will invite everyone on TD to a monster booze up, followed by free fellatio by lovely girls and katoey (you choose)

You've passed the 50 milestone then, Andy ?

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 23-11-2011, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by nidhogg

So what did you do for your 50th

......Got older.

Are you over 50? That surprises me as you write with the vim and vigour of a much younger man.

**Ceburat1** · 23-11-2011, 03:10 PM

To long ago to remember.

**jizzybloke** · 23-11-2011, 05:55 PM

50

**oldgit** · 23-11-2011, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Texting for Seniors
The kids have all their texting codes...like

BFF (best friends forever)

WTF (what the f***?)

LOL (laughing out loud)

So why not some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

DTAF - Don't Trust A Fart

ETC - Excuse the cough

**IceSpike** · 23-11-2011, 10:37 PM

I Won the Lottery and moved to Thailand!

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