10 good ideas to please your gf

**Blake7** · 13-11-2011, 07:49 PM

.....

**Chairman Mao** · 13-11-2011, 08:50 PM

....

.

**Marmite the Dog** · 13-11-2011, 08:53 PM

1. A tube of lube, a rubber glove and a nasty porno.

sabaii sabaii · 13-11-2011, 08:55 PM

OK, I will start

Take her shopping never fails, that is when to get your own stuff, although pretending its more for her

Like the nurses outfits that Maos GF wears

**Bogon** · 13-11-2011, 09:00 PM

1- Let Mum move in.
2- Remove that horrible leather L-shaped sofa and live on a bamboo mat.
3- Cut all your friends off and never speak to them again.
4- Become tee-total.
5- Have a shared account and make sure all your salary goes in there each month.
6- Say goodbye to True and enjoy the wonders of lakorn together.
7- Moo kartar on mon, weds and fri then MK the rest of the time.
8- New phone updated each calander month.
9- Welcome dried squid and the other stinky stuff to be consumed in the house.
10- Allow The Enemy of Many to "service" your loved one so that see can feel contentness.
11- BONUS - Change your fashion sense. Speedos are the way forward.

Just a pisstake BTW.

sabaii sabaii · 13-11-2011, 10:25 PM

^ hahahahaha

Cant green you anymore

**Carrabow** · 13-11-2011, 10:25 PM

GOLD

**Bogon** · 13-11-2011, 10:34 PM

^Got tourettes there Carrabow?

**Smug Farang Bore** · 13-11-2011, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by Carrabow

GOLD

You beat me to it...!

Why fuckin bother.... They're never happy unless your not.

**armstrong** · 14-11-2011, 12:16 AM

Lying works for me. Obv you have to lie about the right thing, future plans, amount you love her, how much you've had to drink etc. but it normally works.

**alwarner** · 14-11-2011, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by armstrong

Lying works for me. Obv you have to lie about the right thing, future plans, amount you love her, how much you've had to drink etc. but it normally works.

this is the one that bugs me out.

it's a hard one to answer.

do you lurb me?

yep

mau mai?

no

what you want do about future?

that's the big one, invariably you wont like the answer so i just distract her with some som tam or throw something shiny across the room.

**OhOh** · 14-11-2011, 02:51 AM

Originally Posted by armstrong

Lying works for me.

never lie, it will come back and bite you. Just say "you think too much" คิดไปคิดมา.

**palexxxx** · 14-11-2011, 06:57 AM

Originally Posted by Bogon

I would have loved to see him on Australia's/Britain's got Talent

**DrAndy** · 14-11-2011, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by alwarner

or throw something shiny across the room.

perfect

Originally Posted by Bogon

11- BONUS - Change your fashion sense. Speedos are the way forward.

too late, but don't forget your gold Aviator Raybans

**Rural Surin** · 14-11-2011, 09:27 AM

Pleasing her?

Up to Sukhothai for a couple of weeks. Out of sight, out of mind.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 14-11-2011, 09:35 AM

Allowing her to get the bill thus showing I advocate equality.

**withnallstoke** · 14-11-2011, 09:45 AM

Convince her that you caught a dose off a bogseat and not some cheap whore, then tell her you know a good doctor and that she will be fine after the medication.

**Carrabow** · 14-11-2011, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

You beat me to it...!

Why fuckin bother.... They're never happy unless your not.

Actually the Missus likes LAND. Make mo' lice

**Carrabow** · 14-11-2011, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Pleasing her?

Up to Sukhothai for a couple of weeks. Out of sight, out of mind.

Yeah... 2 week drinking binge huh?

**IceSpike** · 14-11-2011, 05:06 PM

Let Her pick your Minor Wife.

**Travelmate** · 14-11-2011, 05:31 PM

Anything of value
Money
Gold
Land
Your bank account (If it has value)

**Neo** · 14-11-2011, 05:32 PM

Work offshore.

**Latindancer** · 14-11-2011, 05:36 PM

Cut the rubber bands off the bottom of your condoms and roll THEM down.

**Bung** · 14-11-2011, 05:39 PM

Let her do whatever she wants whenever she wants to with no budget constraints and do whatever she tells you to do with the Thai equivilant of a "Yes dear"

**Loy Toy** · 14-11-2011, 05:44 PM

1. Remember her birthday.
2. ............. your anniversary.
3. ............. your promises.
4. ............. to clean up your dishes and shit around the house.
5. ............. to only get pissed once a week.
6. ............. to come home without lipstick on your collar or the end of your knob.
7. ............. to attend teacher meetings.
8. ............. to not come home at 4am with a bus load of Slappers and a few drunken mates.
9. ............. to always take you flip-flops off before you enter the dwelling.
10. Remember to not smoke in the house.

Fok, I must be the perfect husband.

Thread: 10 good ideas to please your gf

Thread Tools

Display

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

Posting Permissions