Thieving Rapscallion

**DrAndy** · 10-11-2011, 08:44 AM

so there I was, having a nice dip in my rooftop pool; I went over to the rails and looked down into the courtyard and...there was some old bloke putting cans of beer into his bag!!

I have an old fridge parked outside for the occasional beer, not that it has many, you understand

I was in my Speedos but without a shout, rushed down and out and caught the guy about to leave. I grabbed his bag off his shoulder and emptied it onto the floor, as he was uttering words to the effect that maybe I needed a man to do the garden

my cans rolled all over the place, as well as sundry other items. I took the bloke by the shirt and gave him a good shaking and shouted in his face "polis polis"

I threw the bag back at him and he pointed to a CD that had fallen out, saying, in English!, "that's mine" I am sure he was Thai and looked like one of those rubbish scavengers, but who knows

I let him pick up the things that were his and grabbed him again and pushed him out of the gate (which my wife had left open after going to collect our kid from school)

I put the beers into the inside fridge

I am wondering what the poor guy thought, being collared by a half naked, angry farang when he had been dreaming of a few beers for dinner

**palexxxx** · 10-11-2011, 08:47 AM

should have made him do the gardening that he offered to do prior to letting him get his possessions back.

**Thetyim** · 10-11-2011, 08:57 AM

^
He did my garden and I came back to find this

sabaii sabaii · 10-11-2011, 08:57 AM

"Kick my dog, shag my wife, call me fuck off shitehawk, but don't touch my beer"

Wise words spoken to me by some drunk Paddy one night

**Rural Surin** · 10-11-2011, 09:06 AM

You wear Speedos?

sabaii sabaii · 10-11-2011, 09:34 AM

^ Teddy told me he removed the S's

**Chairman Mao** · 10-11-2011, 09:46 AM

You bad man. Not share with poor Thai.

**Rural Surin** · 10-11-2011, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

You bad man. Not share with poor Thai.

Giving Farang a bad name.

**DrAndy** · 10-11-2011, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

You wear Speedos?

sometimes...he was lucky I wasn't naked

as was my niece who was downstairs

**DrAndy** · 10-11-2011, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

^ Teddy told me he removed the S's

anything Turdy tells you has to be taken with a pinch

actually, the guy was lucky my nephew was not still here (he left three days ago)

he is a bad person, works for Bkk mafia, carries guns for the boss etc; he would have beaten the shit to a puddle

**DrAndy** · 10-11-2011, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

"Kick my dog, shag my wife, call me fuck off shitehawk, but don't touch my beer" Wise words spoken to me by some drunk Paddy one night

I think if it was a Paddy, it would have been

"]"Kick my wife, shag my dog, call me Bogtrotter, but don't touch my beer"

**Davis Knowlton** · 10-11-2011, 11:38 AM

^Maybe Mao can clarify.

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 10-11-2011, 11:55 AM

Andy. You leave possessions outside?

If its in the street, then its fair game.

In the place I live, I often scavenge for good rubbish. If its not in people's parking space, and is anywhere near the bins, then its considered waste by me. This year i've found three sets of golf clubs, porcelain vase (ming ?!), wine glasses, picture frames, wooden stool, persian carpet (that smells of wee), cupboard doors, rattan verandah chairs and enough plants to fill all my balcony.

I'm like a Womble

**Seekingasylum** · 10-11-2011, 12:15 PM

I thought it was only the Russians and the French who still wore Speedos.

Do you have a small lunchbox and require the greater definition that is afforded by this attire?

**Davis Knowlton** · 10-11-2011, 12:21 PM

^^When I lived in Bangkok, my neighbor of two years, whom I had never met or seen, moved out. Since the door was open and they were obviously preparing to clean, repaint the place, I wandered in just to take a look at the layout. Found 2,000 factory .45 rounds, still in the original boxes, in a bag on the kitchen floor, kind of behind the stove but not quite. Not wanting the Thai cleaners to get injured, I removed them to my apartment for safekeeping. Sold the lot to a Thai army officer for $1,000 - am sure he sold them for $1 apiece.

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 10-11-2011, 12:24 PM

The Gent - cutting a dash on Bognor seafront, circa 1906.

**DrAndy** · 10-11-2011, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

Andy. You leave possessions outside? If its in the street, then its fair game.

in my courtyard, within big walls, but my dear wife left the gate open

how the guy knew the beers were where they were is unknown, because the fridge is not out in the open

**DrAndy** · 10-11-2011, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by thegent

I thought it was only the Russians and the French who still wore Speedos.

Do you have a small lunchbox and require the greater definition that is afforded by this attire?

bloody hell, stalked by perverts! I wear them, or nothing, in the privacy of my own pool, theGents

unlike you, who sits in a puddle of his own poo

**Bogon** · 10-11-2011, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I was in my Speedos

Sorry. I had to stop reading there.

Started painting pictures in my head.

**DrAndy** · 10-11-2011, 02:05 PM

another perve

PM theGents, he would welcome some input

**Bettyboo** · 10-11-2011, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I was in my Speedos

And you're calling other posters 'pervert'???

**ENT** · 10-11-2011, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

You wear Speedos?

sometimes...he was lucky I wasn't naked

as was my niece who was downstairs

Your niece was naked downstairs?

You dashed down in speedos?

Your wife was out?

Hmmmmmm.

**Begbie** · 10-11-2011, 02:46 PM

Wearing Speedos in a 10ft pool.

Do they improve your times?

There's a tradition in Chiangmai of leaving a pot of drinking water at your front gate for passers by to imbibe. It's fairly obvious that this innocent old age pensioner thought you were just being generous. Unfortunately the reality was that you were setting a gay flashers trap. Nasty perve.

Is this the first time?

**DrAndy** · 10-11-2011, 03:31 PM

this thread has degenerated due to an unusually high traffic perversion

normal service is unlikely to be resumed

**withnallstoke** · 10-11-2011, 03:35 PM

What colour speedos?

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