Thread: What do you want for Christmas?

I want one of these:

^ I thought all of us, in da LoS, had one

I want a wheelbarrow.

I want a cordless shaver.


I bought it yesterday

MM: I want to know why you want a cordless shaver- you randy bugger

why did they include a "-" minus button for boob size?

Surely a glaring error.

^ not unless you were confronted with these

^^ even more so is the inclusion of a shop button - my missus never needs any encouragement to go out and hit the plastic hard....

^yeah - but what about going to the shop to get you a few beers

^ but surely that is all part and parcel of the beer button, otherwise if u have to explain the details it could get tiresome....

^ no, the beer button is "get me a beer from the fridge, bitch"

shop button is "go down to Family Mart and by me a 6-pack, bitch"



These are women, you need to keep the orders simple mate

there should be a button for different outfits - nurses uniform, japanese schoolgirl, north sea fisherman etc

^now you're talking. clearly and expert in these matters

North Sea fisherman?! you need to spend more time on dry land and get out and meet people

Originally Posted by William

^ no, the beer button is "get me a beer from the fridge, bitch"

shop button is "go down to Family Mart and by me a 6-pack, bitch"



These are women, you need to keep the orders simple mate

mate i dont care where it comes from - so long as its fckn cold!

couple of buttons missing I fear.

Family - delete program
Mother in law - back ( to her home town )

Why no blowjob button?

In fact why no blowjob / beer / change channel to sport button?

Originally Posted by tuferguson

couple of buttons missing I fear.

Family - delete program
Mother in law - back ( to her home town )

Why no blowjob button?

In fact why no blowjob / beer / change channel to sport button?

damn YES ! green fer that!

all my problems would be solved if only my missus was an orphan.....

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by William

^ no, the beer button is "get me a beer from the fridge, bitch"

shop button is "go down to Family Mart and by me a 6-pack, bitch"



These are women, you need to keep the orders simple mate

North Sea fisherman?! you need to spend more time on dry land and get out and meet people

mate i dont care where it comes from - so long as its fckn cold!

I like my fisherwoman warm

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by William

^ no, the beer button is "get me a beer from the fridge, bitch"

shop button is "go down to Family Mart and by me a 6-pack, bitch"



These are women, you need to keep the orders simple mate

North Sea fisherman?! you need to spend more time on dry land and get out and meet people

mate i dont care where it comes from - so long as its fckn cold!

I like my fisherwoman warm

i'm sure i'm being misquoted here !?!?

i would never have said

1. i like north sea fisherMEN ! (this suggest farang and suggests men !)

2. i like them cold !

3. i dont care where they come from !

if i could juz work out 'ow ya did it......


cos everyone knows the KW is acutally a real man!

I want my missus to have a bigger chest!!
There great but not perfect.