Thread: Fatties

Here's a fattie story from my hotel.

Last night, my security guy woke me up at 1 am to help with a guest who was ill. This guest was a very fat Korean woman who admitted eating too much ice-cream, and was lying in bed 'dying' from food poisoning.

She actually was not too bad, so I went back to bed after giving her some Imodium etc.

At 6.30am, she re-appeared, still complaining of sickness and then demanded bacon, egg, ham and toast! Since she had no time to eat before her flight, I bundled her into the car and drove the 600 meters to the airport. Whilst in my car, she asked me to open the windows and to drive slowly since she was feeling very sick - and she then proceeded to ram a fcuking great sticky sugar bun into her mouth....

Fatties? There's a reason why they are FAT!!!!

Simon

Originally Posted by chitown

Originally Posted by sabang

What about short people? I've always though shortarses get an easy ride on this forum.

Love it!!! Me being a tall skinny person.

Clenbuterol
Making fat people skinny since 2000 if it dont kill them first

Originally Posted by Rigger

Clenbuterol
Making fat people skinny since 2000 if it dont kill them first

Excessive usage over the stated dose of about 120 μg can cause muscle tremor, headache, dizziness and gastric irritation. Persons self-administering the drug for weight loss or to improve athletic performance have experienced nausea, vomiting, diaphoresis, palpitations, tachycardia and myocardial infarction



In September 2006 over 330 people in Shanghai were reported to have been poisoned by eating pork contaminated by clenbuterol that had been fed to the animals to keep their meat lean.


In February 2009, at least 70 people in one Chinese province (Guangdong) suffered food poisoning after eating pig organs believed to contain clenbuterol residue. The victims complained of stomach aches and diarrhea after eating pig organs bought in local markets.


Clenbuterol - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Clenbuterol. Y'know, maybe Pol Pot did have a point- bring everything back to the year zero. What a drug addicted 'culture' we have become.

Originally Posted by sabang

Clenbuterol. Y'know, maybe Pol Pot did have a point- bring everything back to the year zero. What a drug addicted 'culture' we have become.

YEP......Eat until you are sickly, then take a pill to lose the weight. Eat until your arteries are plugged, take a pill to clear them out. Eat until you are on the verge of a heart attack, take a pill to lower your BP. Now you stress over your ailing health and poor job but do not worry, we have a pill to help you sleep. Now that your little med cocktail regiment has saturated you body your dick does not work, well never you mind, we got a pill for that too.

Oooops...One thing we forgot to tell you, All those pills are killing your liver...But never mind, we have a cure for that..YOU DIE!!!!!!!

You could always take up running marathons, give up milk and cheese, give up smoking cigarettes, give up wine and beer, give up girls

And then die at 55 from a heart attack.

Its all about "moderation" which is not in most peoples vocabulary. In fact the word for most is "excess"

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Its all about "moderation" which is not in most peoples vocabulary. In fact the word for most is "excess"

I have it balanced pretty good
5 weeks of working out and good diet, no grog. normaly drop 4 kilos in 5 weeks.
Then 5 weeks of body abuse

Originally Posted by Rigger

5 weeks of working out and good diet, no grog. normaly drop 4 kilos in 5 weeks. Then 5 weeks of body abuse

I,m gonna give that a go Rigger sounds good ,,,,,,,,,, well without the abuse bit after

The body abuse is drinking & smoking & eating junk food. Not the butterfly type of body abuse

Originally Posted by Rigger

butterfly

TD's illustrious poster or the flitting around from honey pot to honey pot type?

Originally Posted by Stinky

Originally Posted by Dick

Basically Fatties are nasty.

But not nearly as nasty as you are Dick.
If you really need social group to demonise in order to give you a sense of self worth try picking on a group that actually deserve your condemnation and not a group of people who in all likelihood have a mental disorder and are preyed upon by multimillion dollar food companies.
Sanctimonious twat!

...he said, sanctimoniously. (i.e.: feigning piety or righteousness); Dick was just making an observation that being obese is ugly, bad, stinky, and unattractive... people trying to say it looks good and is good are lying: it's not. Being fat is a bad thing, bad for your health and bad for your society who has to pay for your laziness when you end up being treated for extra medical stuff that could have been avoided, had you just been less gluttonous, and spent a bit more time outdoors.

"Preying"
Eating too much and not doing enough exercise is not a mental disorder, it's a lack of personal responsibility.
Looking for someone else to blame seems more like sanctimonious twattery.

(Waiting for your tirade about the tiny minority of medical conditions... but that wasn't your point, so coming back with that is shifting the goalposts ).

Originally Posted by sabang

Unlike where we come from, obesity is still considered a sign of affluence here. In particular, chubby Chinese kids.

Originally Posted by pickel

Originally Posted by Aussie Tigger

Thais/Filipinos want to look like farangs, nose and boob jobs,it is a status thing.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

They WANT to look like westerners for some silly reason.

Don't flatter yourselves, they WANT to look like Thai, Korean, and Japanese superstars.

...who in turn want to look like europeans
Dynamic Beauty: Cultural Influences and Changing Perceptions - Hohonu
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Originally Posted by OhOh

Originally Posted by Rigger

butterfly

TD's illustrious poster or the flitting around from honey pot to honey pot type?

no taking it in the ass type

This is happening everywhere in Asia. Hong Kong kids are so fat these days as well. I suspect it has a lot to do with McDonalds!!!!

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo
Dick was just making an observation that being obese is ugly, bad, stinky, and unattractive

Did you even read his op? It was nothing less that a tirade of insults on people he knows fuck all about.

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo
Being fat is a bad thing, bad for your health and bad for your our society who has to pay for your laziness when you end up being treated for extra medical stuff that could have been avoided, had you just been less gluttonous

So why not have a go at beer monsters, smokers, druggies, drink drivers, muggers or rapists, all these cause social problems. As I said he needs to focus on a group that actually deserve his condemnation.
You and dick are both peas in the same sanctimonious (i.e.; making a show of being morally better than others) pod.