Thread: Dalai Lama

Obama is thinking "Why the fuck did you come dressed in a Curtain"

DL If you catch Tiger by tail, make sure mouth is wired shut first.

BO FFS...don't you think I know that already you boring old fart....

DL The Chinese are going to build a new car plant in Tibet providing employment for hundreds of local people. I can really see a future for my country now.

BO I wonder if he will give some of those jobs to Americans if we pay the relocation costs?

DL: What's the situation in Bangkok?

BO: I think you'd do better speaking with Angela Merkel...

DL: "You know that Tibetans are like the Scottish regarding undergarments?"

BO: (Reminder to oneself to get the upholstery cleaner in later)

DL

BO

^ There were a few more choices before July 3rd...

Wonder what happened to them?

Probably in a suitcase heading for Iran...

DL: "So....how's that 'change' working for ya"?
OB: "Alms for the humble poor, indeed"

dl be 'aware' wen eating fish otherwise you might get bone in the throat
bo i don't eat fish.

DL saying, "yak yak yak"

BO thinking: "yak yak yak"

BO: "The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop..."

DL: ... and another thing, why to we always have to pretend to drink tea on photo ops?

BO: Why would you pair those shoes with that robe?

^
It's for the DL's bromide. I think BO has a belt of JD in his.

Obama is sitting quite a way from the DL because one of his aides informed him that Llamas spit when they're annoyed.