Thread: Whats Your Famous Quote?

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best

"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end." - Margaret Thatcher

"Of all the ladyboys I've banged, I love my wife the most." - Butterfly

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." - Muhammad Ali


All very famous quotes, but which defining quote would you like to be remembered by?

No copying!

(You may also make up quotes for other posters.)

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken

"A wank is money in the bank"

All the world loves a clown.

Life is just a bowl of toenail clippings.

One I use quote often but haven't heard anyone else use.

No stress mate, same as no worries but bit more modern

Bobo

“Be careful about lending a friend money. It may damage their memory.”

If you think I am ignoring you it could be that you are attaching far too much importance to yourself. I may not even have noticed you.

Originally Posted by davearn

No stress mate, same as no worries but bit more modern

You need to add a bit more to that.
No stress mate its all good.

I'll do it tomorrow.

"Things ain't like they used to be...... and probably never was." - Will Rogers

"The wise ones speak little,
the talented ones speak,
and the stupid ones argue"

Old Chinese saying

In vino veritas

Basically, shut your mouth when you are drunk because you may reveal a bit too much information.... Like front door codes, age, bank statements etc.

To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra

'We always plan ahead so we don't have to do anything now.' Valentine McKee

On the great Spike Milligans grave stone " I told you I was ill "

If you don't eat your vegetables I'll get your dad to give you a hiding. My Mum

No matter where you have been there you are.

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet bowl, eventually you will get pisssed off. My Dad

He started it. My Brother

You know, i'm a lot better than what i think i am!


Father - '' Do you want a good hiding?'' Me - ''Yes please dad''

The best quotes came from the master, Sir Winston Churchill.

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
Winston Churchill

1000 baht, and I'll sort out your taxi

Everybody likes a wank. Nobody likes a wanker.