You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
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You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Bill GatesQuote:
Well, of course, I'm the wrong person to ask. I like to dial numbers with one hand, and maybe I'm the only one.
Asked if he would buy an Apple iPhone
Dirty pants, clean botty. Rik
Durty bugger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo
Thats not true noodles, your alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by English Noodles
“I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?”
-Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry
What's the difference between meat and beetroot?
You can beat your meat , but you can't beat a root.
My sister.
I think that may be an original quote by Butterfly :DQuote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
What was you doing to her at the time?Quote:
Originally Posted by noelbino
^ At first I was thinking peeling spuds, but on second thoughts.......
You fvcking clown : dad (he still says it now)
You can send a whore to Vassar,
But you can't make her think
Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued. Socrates
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
Robert Frost
"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds" J. Robert Oppenheimer.
Wonder what he would have to say about recent events in Japan.
Funny how this tread has gone from Whats Your Famous Quote to more like the Famous Quotes thread.
Be careful, the toes that you step on on your way up might be connected to the ar$e you have to kiss on your way down.
Is that your quote? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by davearn
Yes, and it's mine and original......
"I said NOT up the arris" - My girlfriend
"Ooops" - Me
...and what were you looking at when you made that quote up?Quote:
Originally Posted by davearn
A decent woman will give you some shit some of the time, a lot of shit a lot of the time, and a stab at the shitter anytime. :yup:
Thought I'd better quote you on that one.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by withnallstoke
Sunderland are shite - The Newcastle Male Voice Choir
I like Quotes from time to time.
Maybe this thread can get some legs.
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