Have You Ever Been Sexually Aroused By a Motor Vehicle?

**English Noodles** · 20-05-2011, 03:48 PM

Simple question to the petrol heads on here.

A simple yes or no.

**good2bhappy** · 20-05-2011, 03:50 PM

Just one question
Where do you put it?

**buriramboy** · 20-05-2011, 03:53 PM

^The exhaust pipe after you lube it up i guess.

**blue** · 20-05-2011, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by good2bhappy

Where do you put it?

think they are asking the same question

sabaii sabaii · 20-05-2011, 04:02 PM

I'm the first to vote no ?

I had a friend who used to remark on the sexy seats inside cars, strange IMO

FarangRed · 20-05-2011, 04:14 PM

I'm not going to vote, I thought it said have I ever been sexually aroused IN a motor vehicle

**DrAndy** · 20-05-2011, 04:16 PM

I used to have sex in the back of my mini

desperate, but good

**peterpan** · 20-05-2011, 06:25 PM

When i was very young this made my little dick stiff:

And when I was a teenager time this gave me the horn.

Now that I;m really old its this:

**DrAndy** · 20-05-2011, 06:29 PM

wassat? an Austin Princess?

Triumph Mayflower

you could buy one for £850 needing a little restoration

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/...p/carno/102747

**Norton** · 20-05-2011, 07:00 PM

Lusted over the Hudson.

**Thetyim** · 20-05-2011, 07:02 PM

^
Is that you then ?

**Norton** · 20-05-2011, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Is that you then ?

Pre op.

**peterpan** · 20-05-2011, 07:04 PM

^^^ Yea! Miss Hudson what a screamer, what about the car?

**taxexile** · 20-05-2011, 07:04 PM

^

looks more like a '59 or '60 renault dauphine.

**peterpan** · 20-05-2011, 07:06 PM

Dr A ,
triumph Mayflower, the panel beaters night mare.

**Norton** · 20-05-2011, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by taxexile

looks more like a '59 or '60 renault dauphine.

Could be. I was distracted.

**durty** · 20-05-2011, 07:10 PM

used to get the bus to high school and when it stopped at a bus stop it used to vibrate a lot and i used to get a right stiffy. well i think most of us boys did that was the best thinhg about going to school in the morning.

**peterpan** · 20-05-2011, 07:14 PM

Enough of yr queer talk already Durty

**durty** · 20-05-2011, 07:27 PM

nothing queer about it. alright its a bus and shes not exactly sexy but it vibrated like a broken washing machine and when you 15 and its morning you just cant help gettting a stiff one. i reckon if i was getting taken to school in a ferrari it would have had done the same but you know beggars cant be choosers can they.

**Norton** · 20-05-2011, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by durty

alright its a bus and shes not exactly sexy

No problem if you had a gearshift handle to grab.

**peterpan** · 20-05-2011, 09:17 PM

The one car I would like to sexually molest:

**Bogon** · 20-05-2011, 11:11 PM

I am actually more into the ways cars are built than the look.
Check out any documentary on Aston Martin to see why.
These babies are (were) hand-crafted and personalised like no other.
The way an F1 motor makes it to the grid facinates me no-end.
A car that gives me the horn though?
Had a couple....................

**socal** · 21-05-2011, 04:55 AM

sexually aroused is the wrong word but some cars do make my hair stand up.

**OhOh** · 21-05-2011, 05:59 AM

When your Ferrari gearbox whines, the exhaust is howling and popping wildly on the overrun, sex even with Keira Knightley comes second place

"(On the Audi R8) Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley"

**English Noodles** · 21-05-2011, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by OhOh

"(On the Audi R8) Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley"

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle Keira Knightley up a back staircase, but this is like sitting her on a Stannah stairlift and pressing the button.

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