Thread: Nigella Lawson...Would you give her one?

Simple question really.I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for making a wee smell..

Not now, she's turned into a fat whale, at the stage she was in the above photo i would cream my pants just hearing her voice, but same thing about lardy woman just
turms ny cock into jelly.

I want to know if she's been with any darkies before i vote

Originally Posted by blue

I want to know if she's been with any darkies before i vote

Why? Worried that your tiny cock may not be up to the job if she has?

UK Domestic Goddess Nigella Lawson goes to the beach, Australia, April 2011

Would I give her one? Maybe - but I certainly would not want it back after....yuck.

only a poof would fuck such a whale,

It is sad she has blobbed up a bit, still very attractive however.
Like Nidhogg, I reckon i still would but wouldnt live with it, otherwise end up the same.
Her food obviously aint waist freindly.

who the fuck is Nigela Lawson anyway ?
And why's she wearing a hoodie at the beach?

how much is she offering?

Looks like a bloke in drag. No thanks.

Originally Posted by blue

I want to know if she's been with any darkies before i vote

Of course she has.
How do you think she got her name ?

Originally Posted by Koojo

who the fuck is Nigela Lawson anyway ?
And why's she wearing a hoodie at the beach?

Oh a hoodie? i assumed it was bondage gear!

I voted no. I don't like fat, ugly, white women. Asian or Black only.

Tough bunch of discerning Adonis' on here. I'd go balls-deep in Nigella any day of the week, even though I remember who her Dad is / was.
I'd love to watch her to eat a Cadbury's Flake before I knobbed it, though.

^
She don't like Flakes
Will a cornet do ?

Originally Posted by Butterfly

only a poof would fuck such a whale,

So you're in like a robbers dog then?

not my style in any way, shape or form. actually, I find her repulsive. but then, too each their own.

She's bloody old now...she's 50. Not bad for an old tart.

Here in her prime would still be better than a stick insect, katoey like bint that you find in many of the bars and pubs in Thailand...

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Simple question really.I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for making a wee smell..

Chubby chaser.

.....YES

.....MAYBE IF PISSED

.....NOPE

No for me. Too much of a fat pig. Maybe if she has a daughter

^^You'd fuck a black snake with a festered arse...without having a drink.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

I,m sure with a little skill it could be used as a hellipad

I wouldn't let my chopper land on it