View Poll Results: Would you like to shag Nigella?

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  • Of Course I would, I'm a real man.

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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    I wouldn't let my chopper land on it
    Or IN it !

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    Maybe 10 years ago.
    Looks like she ate all the pies she made.
    Just had one off the wrist thinking about Suzanna Reid.

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    why is this thread in existence?

    why would anyone want to know the answer?

    it is like "would you fuk Brigitte Bardot?"

    yes, 40 years ago, now, no

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    I'm sorry but I don't believe half you lads. So if you came home one day and she was on your bed naked you would all say no sorry?

    She is a bit of a mess at the moment with a puffy face and all but geezus wouldn't I give it to her.

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    I reckon Nigella would of been a right dirty shag when she was free basing all that cock.

    Oh sorry, I meant Coke.

    Anyway, fat slappers are for losers.

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    ^^ For me, it's a 'NO'. She is a Hi-So piece of shit.

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    I think most people with white wives would be reasonably happy if at 53 they looked like Nigella. I mean lets be honest here, at 53 she looks a damn site better than a lot of women 20 years her younger here in the UK.

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    Oi, nothing wrong with being 50.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofs
    with a puffy face and all but geezus wouldn't I give it to her.
    only if she has a cock,

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    Not with that belly, in her latest pics anyway.

    Maybe one of her daughters though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    ^^ For me, it's a 'NO'. She is a Hi-So piece of shit.
    So you equate 'Hi So' (whatever that is in England) to being a piece of shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke View Post
    how much is she offering?
    You'd do it for free, you know you would!

    I can picture it now (not too vividly I hasten to add...), you making her beg for it in her posh West London accent while you give a Saff London commentary of what you're doing to her and what a naughty little (ok, not so little) so and so she is...

    Cycling should be banned!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart
    I'd love to watch her to eat a Cadbury's Flake before I knobbed it.
    You complete fukin pervert; why would you want to knob a Cadbury's Flake???

    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    She's bloody old now...she's 50.
    I voted yes, and the age bit was one of the things in her favour. I'm increasingly get knob itchy for the well aged ladies, the GILF, so to speak.



    I could do something very naughty to a silver top.



    Who wouldn't???



    It'd be rude not to shake those bones...



    Hmmmm, ok then...



    yes yes yes yes yes yes pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase.







    touch and go, touch and go, errrm, o go on then...

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    At least they know their way around a bedroom.

    The thing with the Cadbury's Flake. Did not a similiar scenario occur in the 60's with Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithful and a Mars Bar?

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    I don't know about that.

    For Nigella I'd have to say no.

    I was a bit of a fuck piece for some older women when I was in my early 20's. There was one who was a right kinky slut. She liked it best from behind in her bay windows (not a pun). She had one of those exercise bikes in her bay window where the saddle and handle bars moved in time with her body and she liked to do it with the curtains open so her neighbors could see. Massive fake tits too. It was great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    Nigella Lawson...Would you give her one?
    Would I give her one what?...

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    ^A cook book...

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    ^And some Windex...

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    I bet a china larley turns her into a three holer.

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    Never heard of her.

    Looks too old for me anyway...

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    Don,t women who are going through a divorce shag their lawyers?

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    So to all you naysayers, you all telling me if you walked into a room and Nigella was on her back, legs spread begging for it you would say No?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    I was a bit of a fuck piece for some older women when I was in my early 20's. There was one who was a right kinky slut. She liked it best from behind in her bay windows (not a pun). She had one of those exercise bikes in her bay window where the saddle and handle bars moved in time with her body and she liked to do it with the curtains open so her neighbors could see. Massive fake tits too. It was great.
    You are a very naughty by, FP...


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    Quote Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN
    a Mars Bar?
    is that just a nice way of saying turd ?

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