Met some American tit in Tesco Lotus restaurant in Nakhon Phanom last year, who said he was with the CIA and was looking for some red shirt leader when the riots were on, showed me some poster of Somchai.
Fecking idiot, I just bit the head of my live rat and carried on eating. Somefolk !!
Got talking to one of the true unsung heroes in the bar the other night.
Japanese geezer, name of Harry Sheema.
Flat headed bloke.
Some Yank shot his plane out from underneath him, so he headbutted an aircraft carrier in Pearl Harbour.
In 1974.
Thats something I like to do. Some little turd was in my local a while ago, boasting to the bar girls, how he was going for selection etc etc. Turns out the gimp hadn't even finished his basic training with the infantry. I saw him again two months later, and turns out he`d been booted out of the army because he couldn't even pass basic training.
After leaving the Engineers, I considered joining the SAS, but, they wanted too much commitment. I really like having my Saturday and Sundays off, so gave it a miss.
I aint superstitious, but I know when somethings wrong
I`ve been dragging my heels with a bitch called hope
Let the undercurrent drag me along.
It's much easier to spot a squaddie masquerading as a civvie.
Was up Laos last month and was having an afternoon bevvie with a mate over a few games of pool.
Got bored and me mate started playing one of the waiting staff.
Sat down and some random 50 year old asks to join me (only 3 of us in the whole pub). Gave him the affirmitive and got chatting.
His story went like this..........................
He clears mines around Asia. Before that he was a bodygaurd for Russian billionaires flying around the world in private flying machines for a grand a day and before that he was in the army doing Chuck Norris shit.
Sounded like bullshit from the start because a) To clear mines you need to have a steady hand and this man was shaking more than an epiletic in a nightclub. b) To be a Russian bodygaurd earning 1000 sterling a day (50,000 baht) you must have ammassed some cash, but this dude was smoking the cheapest Laos menthol cancer sticks that even the Laos think are shite. C) Well to be honest. I have no C, but this dude was off his rocker and he wasn't bearded like Chuck.
On a sidenote. I was an Mechanical Engineer (precision) for near on 10 years in the U.K and would never boast about it. Fuck me, being an engineer is not really that prestigious. Think it's up there with being a Kwik-Fit fitter.
Black diamonds? I shit 'em.
I thought about it, but working weekends, sod that, and then they want to send you to dangerous places that you might get killed, I thought they was joking at first, they weren't, so I didn't bother, probably too old for the TA now, anyway, where can I buy some nice medals to stick on me singha beer vest?Originally Posted by astasinim
I know a couple of real ones.
They don't talk about it, in fact one is quite fucked up by some of the things he's done.
I met that Andy Mcnab, the one that got away, this was before he got away, he was so ordinary if he told you he was in the sas you wouldn't believe him, just an ordinary guy of about 5 foot 10 and slim, quite amazing the shite they do.
Hell did 25 years and ran clubs/exchanges
Andy McNab. How do they know where to locate him, how do they know it's him when someone turns up etc etc ?
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Going through US Army basic training some 40 years we had a young guy that had signed up and was going into the 101st Airborne. He had the tattoo done on one of our [few] weekends off.
Before we finished basic, he went to the CO and pleaded to be let out and refused to participate anymore, eventually they gave him a discharge of some type and he was on his way.
I bet to this day, he says he was Airborne; after all, he has the tat to prove it.
TH
Likely a General discharge.Originally Posted by Thaihome
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Was right at the time the all volunteer army was starting up, but we were draftees (US) mixed in with the RN's. I believe they pretty much allowed the RN's to just leave if they had not been in 180 days. Agree it was most likely a general.
We were a bit miffed since if we had acted that way, they would have court marital us and sent us on to Leavenworth or Ft. Riley.
TH
In the military, you are trained to obey without question, yours and other lives may depend on itOriginally Posted by hillbilly
how do you get that training out of your system when you get back to real life? can you ever?
it was all that marching up and down the square that put me offOriginally Posted by DrAndy
I worked with an American from New York City who was the only member of the FFL (at that time). Knew the guy well-enough to know that it was a no-BS enlistment.
There's a FFL bar in Pattaya - can't remember the name...
I remember being in Nam in '74. The driver of the No74 bus going through Pratunam stomped on his brakes and I went spinning to the front of the bus and banged my head.
Ahhh..I love the smell of Tiger Balm in the morning.
Only action I've seen was when I was a rear gunner in the bombing missions over Baghdad. I can't disclose anymore info as it's still classified.
^ Remember being in Nam.......pratuNam
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