What arse licking phrase makes you squirm?

**DrAndy** · 30-04-2011, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Spin

The way Thais address teachers as "ajarhn" rather than just using the persons name.

It's the same with doctors. The patients refer to them as 'mor' all the time...and the 'mors' refer to themselves in the 3rd person.. "Kun Mor kit wa khun ben BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"...heard that a few times..

that is just courtesy, something a lot of westerners are not familiar with

the best arselicker phrases are when another poster calls me the biggest forum bore, or a cvnt, or even a "numpty" (?)

do they think they will get in my good books?

**Chairman Mao** · 30-04-2011, 08:04 PM

Not really surprising how many people are annoyed by their own ignorance.

Can't be much fun.

**Siamballoon** · 30-04-2011, 08:13 PM

I love you sooooo mut.

**Chairman Mao** · 30-04-2011, 08:31 PM

Thanks. I get that quite a lot off the girls down in Lavender.

**nigelandjan** · 30-04-2011, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

retard, go fuck a viking

Thats hardly arselicking material .

The one I like to use is after we travel many death defying miles with the FIL driving the pickuf ( asleep) to reach the (non ) spectacular waterfall , to exclaim to the man we have just woken from his slumbers to take our bht " Thankyou so much I think it is only right and justified I should pay more for this non event than the rest of the family all put together . lick lick

**Chairman Mao** · 30-04-2011, 09:17 PM

Perhaps you should get a driving license and you pay the same as the locals.

Surely you've heard of this before?

**matsalleh** · 30-04-2011, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by baldrick

^mor maa ?

That would be Mor Sunnag!

**nigelandjan** · 01-05-2011, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Perhaps you should get a driving license and you pay the same as the locals.

Surely you've heard of this before?

Could do but the arse licking is all part of the cultural fun ( isnt it ? )

**Marmite the Dog** · 01-05-2011, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Perhaps you should get a driving license and you pay the same as the locals.

Or just stop bothering to visit these non-events.

**peterpan** · 01-05-2011, 11:44 AM

The one that really gets up my not insignificant nose is ; We are only guests here, so we should not express views on politics, cultural issues etc.

Fvck that, I have been here for 19 yrs during which time I have dumped at least 25 mill, as well, fathered & take care of 3 Thai kids, the list of Recipients of my largess is long.
But due to their xenophobia I never expect to became a citizen.

**Marmite the Dog** · 01-05-2011, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

But due to their xenophobia I never expect to became a citizen.

Why not? It's not too difficult and you don't even need to have the lobotomy as you already have an Aussie passport.

**Norton** · 01-05-2011, 12:11 PM

Morlum is the best music in the world.
Karaoke is great fun. Try it.
Thai military is the finest in the world.
Thai police motto. Protect and serve.
Bangkok a beautiful city, the best city in the world.
Thailand provides "high speed" internet to all.
I choose to live in Pattaya because of it's natural beauty and fine weather.
My wife is not a bar girl and would never cheat me.

**Hampsha** · 01-05-2011, 08:58 PM

It's not ass-liking but it is annoying.

'Eat your rice it will make you big and strong.'

Like there is anything much in rice. My wife says this to our daughter
because she heard it. Of course, what you eat with the rice is more important.

**billy the kid** · 01-05-2011, 09:11 PM

yes i passed my english and maths exams
what mean fail ?

**Gazza** · 01-05-2011, 10:27 PM

Will you all stop complaining! If you don't like it here then fuck off back to your own countries.

**nigelandjan** · 01-05-2011, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Or just stop bothering to visit these non-events

If I had MY way etc , but for the sake of the peace I tag along .

Bit like last time we all had to go at 100kph to the new Bang Chiang museum , now a little bonus as the first opening day was free for ALL ! As an event I quite enjoyed it and was getting submersed in the history still in room one ,, the rest of the family have done the whole thing and dissapeared into the local market to munch some twigs , then 100 kph return home er,,,,,,now what ?

**DrAndy** · 02-05-2011, 12:19 AM

do you, William, take this commoner to be your awful wedded wife?

sabaii sabaii · 02-05-2011, 12:45 AM

The biggest arse licking line is " I'll Do It Boss"

I used to work with this guy, nicknamed " Do It All Dave, Lickerrrr and Toenails", and he was forever saying it

He used to get the Do It All theme tune sang to him

"How do Do It All do it, what they do it for won't somebody tell"

"If only we knew it how Do It All do it, You can bet we'd be doing it as well "

Not me, but I remember a lot of spit being flicked onto the back of his jacket on the way out

Here, found it on You Tube

La la la la

**CaptainNemo** · 02-05-2011, 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

do you, William, take this commoner to be your awful wedded wife?

I thought you said "commuter" for a minute.

**Hampsha** · 02-05-2011, 05:36 AM

Will you all stop complaining! If you don't like it here then fuck off back to your own countries.

Yeah, that one is annoying too. But who does it belong to a Thai or a TD member?

**Carrabow** · 02-05-2011, 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by Gazza

Will you all stop complaining! If you don't like it here then fuck off back to your own countries.

Where would you expect me to go?

I have been disowned

**Gazza** · 02-05-2011, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Hampsha

Will you all stop complaining! If you don't like it here then fuck off back to your own countries.

Yeah, that one is annoying too. But who does it belong to a Thai or a TD member?

I used to read it quite often on Thaivisa.

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