Thread: Famous British actor who gagged the press about his shagging prostitutes

^where do you get your sense of humor from? It's just wild....

Nah, it's Hugh Bonneville - just google hugh and daily mail
Its all out now

Originally Posted by missculture

Nah, it's Hugh Bonneville - just google hugh and daily mail
Its all out now

That what got him into trouble in the first place. Getting it out.
Welcome Missculture to the forum.

Originally Posted by Koojo

I'm not interested in celebrities shagging hookers

dunno - if it was genticles getting one up him it would be worth reading for the giggle

Call me back when you have them.

Those Superinjunctions in full:

Two stars of the TV show Shameless, David Threlfall and Pauline McLynn (Libby Croker) had an affair. Both are married.

Jeremy Clarkson has an injunction preventing the publication or mention of intimate photographs of him and Jemima Khan.

British actor Hugh Bonneville paid £195 for the services of prostitute Helen Wood. Wood used a sex toy on Bonneville.

Gordon Ramsay sexually harassed a female employee and sacked a male chief executive for no reason, he is still owed wages.

British comedian/actor David Schneider is into BDSM and visits spanking establishments to engage in the whipping of women.

Footballer Ryan Giggs had an extramarital affair with Big Brother star Imogen Thomas which lasted for 7 months

Originally Posted by blue

Hugh Grant can only play one role -himself -a bumbelling idiot .
and as playing yourself is not acting , he is not an actor.

I don't think he does play himself. The part he always plays is a foppish amiable sloane

In real life he has some rough edges and can behave like a bit of an oik and wuffian

Originally Posted by theGents

From her account it seems he was somewhat ineffectually conventional, much like how Quickhandshandy probably performs with whoever is foolish enough to bear his rutting.

from someone who is full of piss and shit, that is amazing

I note that you dislike copulating and merely like to be an onlooker of the toyboys in theGents

Of course the reason why this thread has become active again is explained by an interview the ghastly hypocrite gave the other day. During a somewhat anodyne account of the more tedious aspects of his life Bonneville took great pains to profess how much he adored his wife and to extoll her many virtues but omitted to mention sticking a dildo up his arse was not one of them.

The Daily Mail did a very straight faced piece on the guy about this interview but significantly on their online version stated that they would not accept any comments because of " legal constraints ". Quite impish really and a credit to the Mail which of course is still bound by the super injunction.

I do hope his whore cleaned the dildo properly after use, one is so vulnerable to catching nasties otherwise as no doubt Quickhandshandy has already learned to his obvious cost.

my goodness theGents, you speculate about my sexlife at every opportunity, with little salacious comments dredged up from your past mini-life

I think you had better ask DD for a name change to theLadies, then you can speculate to your hearts desire, you dirty little stalker

But my dear chap you're the one traipsing after me. I've commented before about this behaviour of yours and attributed it to an obvious fascination with a superior intellect but really, please, no more.

Surely there's someone else you could adore? Is Ant still posting at FuckwitzRus? Why not pop off and give him a tickle there, eh old bean?

The way he played this year, hope Ryan shags a few more next year

Of course the reason why this thread has become active again is explained by an interview the ghastly hypocrite gave the other day.

No it's not. It's because some top bloke grassed all the cunts up on twitter yesterday.

Is Jemimah Khan really shagging Jeremy Clarkson?

why would she?

I know about steven gerrard which is not a rumour. It's strange that a judge would
stop police charging him for an offence that would send him down.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

so why are you so determined to "out" the poor man

cos the gent is a cnut, and is jealous and.....

Outrageous, I'm not jealous.

Originally Posted by sunsetter

Originally Posted by DrAndy

so why are you so determined to "out" the poor man

cos the gent is a cnut, and is jealous and.....

So you think the gent fancied shagging Bonneville himself? Possible. Quite possible.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by sunsetter

Originally Posted by DrAndy

so why are you so determined to "out" the poor man

cos the gent is a cnut, and is jealous and.....

So you think the gent fancied shagging Bonneville himself? Possible. Quite possible.

yep, definately fancies himself as a hugh grant

People who need to know the identities of the celebrities are, essentially, just the modern equivalent of gossips and old women

incidentally, a judge has issued an injunction (not connected with these cases)specifically mentioning facebook and Twitter, although it will be almost impossible to enforce

Originally Posted by DrAndy

the modern equivalent of gossips and old women

you got the gent pinned there Dr andy

I would rather not even think about that, never mind consider it

^ oh you never no.....