Thread: Dickheads on the town

What is it with utter fcuking cnuts on the town in the UK? It is 5.38am GMT and Ive just got back from the hospital (3 hour waiit)after having my eyebrow split open by some fat TWAT whoheadbutted me for ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL, out of the blue, judased, with no proovacation or previous disagreement.lCNUTS!
Only plus was the nurse who stitched me was a hot lil philipino, but hardly compensation for my ruined face. So, what is it with these aggy bollixes in the uk, 1st nite out in weeks and this shit happens....(Forgive my shitty spelling, im half cut and one eyed)

In word, no pussy. The cvnt that headbutted you hadn't been laid in months, pent up sexual frustration leads to violence in an attempt to display his maleness in front of his mates.

Fucking Neanderthals, I'm sorry to hear about that, have yourself a drink and chill if you can.

Sorry to hear about your bad night out. I only get to UK once every few years or so but spent a few days there in Jan as a stop over to my next contract...and I couldn't believe or understand the underlying feeling that violence was about to kick off....

I spent one night out in Romford. It was gtreat..at first..People were coming into the pub straight after work..a true mixture of age ranges but without doubt it seemed that everybody was smiling and joking with eachother..a really noisy and friendly atmosphere, something that you don't get in the Dorset pubs where I am from......and then it was as if everybody had been sprayed with invisible hate gas so I just left.

On the way back to my hotel ( Well Premier Inn) I was well wrapped up in my new North Face coat and Karrimor boots only to see females tottering down the street in dresses so short that they could only look sexy on a Katoey. Each of them taking in turns swigging out of a shared bottle of wine as quick as they could before getting to the pub..Cows ready to be shagged by the bulls that had earlier won the right after locking horns with eachother.

But it is not just the alcohol because I have seen exactly the same situation in Helsinki...except with ALOT more alcohol and the 3 months I was there I never saw a fight and never felt uncomfortable....

Originally Posted by khmen

Ive just got back from the hospital (3 hour waiit)after having my eyebrow split open by some fat TWAT whoheadbutted me for ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL, out of the blue, judased, with no proovacation or previous disagreement.lCNUTS!

Sorry about that, mate. I didn't realise you were a TD member. Hope it's not too bad. Still I'm sure you called my pint a puff though.

Originally Posted by peterpan

In word, no pussy. The cvnt that headbutted you hadn't been laid in months, pent up sexual frustration leads to violence in an attempt to display his maleness in front of his mates.

Agreed. Most trouble starts in uk pubs because of the lack of pussy. Lack of service in the bar adds to the trouble and then having to jostle their way to the bar to get served leaves them full of aggression. Add beer on top of that and you've got a room full of drunk, sex starved twats, ready for a fight.

^So long as it's just a fight they want, the way you described it I would be surprised if there was not male on male rapes going on in the toilets.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

I would be surprised if there was not male on male rapes going on in the toilets.

Must be a Newcastle thing.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Originally Posted by khmen

Ive just got back from the hospital (3 hour waiit)after having my eyebrow split open by some fat TWAT whoheadbutted me for ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL, out of the blue, judased, with no proovacation or previous disagreement.lCNUTS!

Sorry about that, mate. I didn't realise you were a TD member. Hope it's not too bad. Still I'm sure you called my pint a puff though.

Lol! Thats about the jist of it!
Would'nt have pissed me off so much had I been being an arsehole and deserved it!

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Must be a Newcastle thing.

Nah, most people can get laid with the opposite sex in Newcastle. So not that much sex starvation going on.

The blokes that do this sort of thing are generally ponces who hang around in gangs..usually very easy to fell,,if you wish to choose that paticular avenue..

Your first drink in 3 weeks?

2.38 in the morning? hmmm

Do you remember anything before the addrenalin rush you must have got ?

Saying that, I know of 3 people stabbed shot and kicked to death in bars in Uk since i've been here

Bangkok Dangerous ? No

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Nah, most people can get laid with the opposite sex in Newcastle

Gotta love them Geordie gals,
half a lager and a bag of chips and your in,
lets gan crackers,
Smash ya pasty

Originally Posted by khmen

with no proovacation or previous disagreement

you must have looked the wrong sort

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Nah, most people can get laid with the opposite sex in Newcastle

Gotta love them Geordie gals,
half a lager and a bag of chips and your in,
lets gan crackers,
Smash ya pasty

so, what about the slim, attractive, interesting ones?

Originally Posted by DrAndy

so, what about the slim, attractive, interesting ones?

Right here..



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Originally Posted by DrAndy

so, what about the slim, attractive, interesting ones?

Thin on the ground north of the Watford Gap.

As for mindless violence, last time I lived in West London, the bus stop opposite our flat was vandelised every Saturday night regular as clockwork by pissheads who presumably failed to connect with some drunken tart at the local disco.




Would you bother ?

London is on my "must visit" list - right up there with Khartoum, Mogadishu, Tripoli, Kabul, Islamabad and Baghdad. Actually, I may hit the others before London as they have less Muslims, and save the worst for last.

Sorry to hear of yer grief mate...i don,t even bother hittin the pubs any more, its safer at the 'clubhouses' believe it or not, nowadays though i just wait till i get back to me happy place...make love not war !!

Originally Posted by Bangyai

Thin on the ground north of the Watford Gap.

Plenty of good looking and interesting females in Newcastle.

pubs are closing all over Britain ,no wonder with high prices bad service and scum .
sometimes i think the government want it that way , they hate people gathering together.
if you going to go out in say London , better to do it mid week,more interesting people ,and nice tourist girls -- and less binge drinking yobs

Khmen
rubbing vitamin e oil , or honey into the scab ,a couple of times a day makes it heal stronger,and reduces chance of it scarring .