Thread: 40.

**hopskimoet** · 27-02-2011, 03:58 PM

Today is stretched vagina day! Today, my life, as I know it, will begin that unstoppable spiral into old age and ultimate death. They say life begins at 40. I beg to differ. In fact, it's all downhill from here. So, on that cheery note, I shall be getting rather cut today on the strongest french brandy and the product from a surreptitious Vietnamese grow house.

One saving grace I guess is that although I'm getting on a bit now, the family planning clinic situated between my legs will function until the day I draw last breath. There's still hope for a little hopski yet.

Cheers!

Dan

**Loy Toy** · 27-02-2011, 04:09 PM

Happy Burpday mate and it is also my son's 25th today.

Have a good one.

**Stinky** · 27-02-2011, 04:11 PM

Happy Birthday hopski, a couple of bargirls in a three-way should reassure you that today is no different than yesterday.
A repeat performance once a week should keep the wrinkly blues at bay.

**StrontiumDog** · 27-02-2011, 06:25 PM

Congrats mate!

Not sure about life beginning either. When I get there I'll find out I guess....

**Aussie Tigger** · 27-02-2011, 07:34 PM

I was once at a 40th party for a mate of mine and one of the guests who was in his mid 40's was raving on that it was all down hill from now on once one was over 40.I suggested that he put an end to his misery sooner than later if this was what he believed. You are Old if you choose to be old, I prefer the term Older and Wiser. If you keep yourself in shape physically,select the right partner,engage in a hobby or life style that stimulates you then age is nothing to be concerned about. In fact when I am out and about with my lovely wife or enjoying a game of golf while taking in the surrounds I am quite proud to admit to my age which is well over 40. I know guys over 70 and one over 80 who I do not consider OLD but also know guys in their late 30's who already are old farts.My reply to young women when I was still available,asking my age was always "how old would you like me to be tonight".

**teddy** · 27-02-2011, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

They say life begins at 40. I beg to differ. In fact, it's all downhill from here.

I agree. The chance of developing heart disease, cancer and STDs increases exponentially now. End it now you fuck.

sabaii sabaii · 27-02-2011, 09:20 PM

Happy Birthday Hop
I hit that mark last year,
I know some 20 year olds who act 40 and some 40 year olds who act 20
Anyhow they reckon "You are as old as who you feel"

**chitown** · 27-02-2011, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by Aussie Tigger

but also know guys in their late 30's who already are old farts

You know Scampy?

**Bettyboo** · 27-02-2011, 10:55 PM

Happy Birthday.

Hangovers at 40 get worse too...

**the dogcatcher** · 27-02-2011, 11:01 PM

George Bush gave up drinking when he was 40.
Descided to invade countries instead.
Bordem, I should imagen.

**Stinky** · 27-02-2011, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

George Bush gave up drinking when he was 40.
Descided to invade countries instead.
Bordem, I should imagen.

You know I'm pretty sure it was thinking he gave up at 40.

**sabang** · 27-02-2011, 11:11 PM

When I was 18, they said I was an adult now. Then 21, seriously adult.
Scaled a few decades since then, 51 coming up. Never grew up.
It's all in the mind. Happy birthday- grow old disgracefully.

**SEA Traveler** · 27-02-2011, 11:22 PM

Happy Bday hopskimoet.

**Jeremia** · 27-02-2011, 11:24 PM

Happy Birthday mate..Downhill from here on? Bollocks is it..

I am 54 and working in Oslo for a month or so...was asked out twice on Friday once by a Norwegian and once by a Swede ( no veggie jokes please) both less than 35...That just didn't happen when I was younger ( although I didn't work in Oslo then but you know what I mean).. Women like a man that can talk from experience and with confidence......and knows how to spend his money of course!!

**avogadro** · 28-02-2011, 12:31 AM

Hopski ,
Did 40 , 25 yrs. ago .....Best phase of my life started then . Life really does begin at 40 ...and tomorrow I am starting to build another new boat !
World's full of dull miserable old farts , usually swapping recipes for quiche , or making TD faggot jokes !

**Stinky** · 28-02-2011, 12:36 AM

**avogadro** · 28-02-2011, 01:39 AM

And Sdigit confirms my point .

**Loy Toy** · 28-02-2011, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by avogadro

starting to build another new boat

Originally Posted by avogadro

or making TD faggot jokes

As long as it doesn't anchor you down or get you over-oared.

Carry of Skipper.

**blue** · 28-02-2011, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by avogadro

World's full of dull miserable old farts , usually swapping recipes for quiche , or making TD faggot jokes !

what's wrong with faggot jokes ?
i can see how you got your red dot now ....

Originally Posted by Aussie Tigger

. I know guys over 70 and one over 80 who I do not consider OLD but also know guys in their late 30's who already are old fart

i already felt old at 6
so the passing decade markers ,have no effect on me

anyways happy birthday hopski

**socal** · 28-02-2011, 02:35 AM

what did 30 feel like ?

**hopskimoet** · 28-02-2011, 03:27 AM

Can't remember. Back then, everything was a drug induced blur.

**nedwalk** · 28-02-2011, 05:03 AM

A belated burpday greeting mate..i hope you wake up a little crook with a couple of lervly little yummies under each arm..

**terry57** · 28-02-2011, 06:28 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Happy Birthday.

Hangovers at 40 get worse too...

Jeessuuuusssss, Ain't that the truth and only getting worse.

**Bung** · 28-02-2011, 07:06 AM

It will be 50 before you know it.

Go out and buy a Harley.

**mobs00** · 28-02-2011, 08:10 AM

I had no idea everyone on here was so old.

I now feel like I'm visiting a nursing home every time I login.

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