Thread: Why the worst sloth you've ever had doesn't understand Thai women

I had a few pet sloths over the years, quite easy to keep, they are. They are the worlds slowest animals, in many cases these beasts get covered in green algae during the rainy seasons in the jungle due to their complete inactivity.

Anyway I've adopted two in my time, and this is about one of them, Sammy the Sloth. He meets this Thai chick on the internet, and they meet in Bangkok, Sammy is skint, but she still falls in love with him. Trouble is, Sammy knows nothing about Thai culture, having never attended a school.

This girl, Noi, whom he met online, is quite rich and well connected. Her dad made his millions teaching begging techniques to amputees, he totally cornered the market. Now these beggars make a good living on the street at a 5% commision to Nois dad.

He tries splitting up with her many times but she's still obsessed, and she convinces him to get married, (with the aid of the threat of violence from her dad) and he thinks he's happy.


Wedded bliss?...Despite Noi's showbiz pals meaning well, Sammy could never fit in with them

Meanwhile he's also sending cash back to me in London, as my buffalo was sick, and had to have a double hernia op, so all the money came in handy.

In the end he commited suicide by sneaking into the lion enclosure at Dusit Zoo, Bangkok. It took the Thai lions two days to realise he was there, but just as the biggest lion was about to decapitate Sammy, a lioness took a likeness to him......

DJ Pat are you British too?

He had an idea that it would be a good idea to have a good idea but that wasn't It.

pat my man give up that thai boxing it's leaving it's mark.

Don't you reckon that Noi's quite fit?

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Trouble is, Sammy knows nothing about Thai culture, having never attended a school.

I to like Sammy have never attended a school to learn about Thai culture.
Is there one ?
Did you attend ?

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I've adopted two in my time

what happened to the other one ????????

I don't understand this thread

Originally Posted by Fondles

I to like Sammy have never attended a school to learn

yeah, it shows

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Don't you reckon that Noi's quite fit?

No. She looks 'dull'.

Originally Posted by bobo746

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I've adopted two in my time

what happened to the other one ????????

Well, I thought I'd have a cliffhanger element to the mystery.

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

I don't understand this thread

I think Pat is using metaphors, the sloth being his penis, slow to rise and covered in green gunky algee by the time it's got where it's going, even with the loverly Noi as motivation.

Originally Posted by JoshuaInMukdahan

DJ Pat are you British too?

No.

He's from Cornwall.

Originally Posted by Tunaka

Originally Posted by JoshuaInMukdahan

DJ Pat are you British too?

No.

He's from Cornwall.

I live in Cornwall. I'm not from Cornwall.


There's a world of difference.

CPB is loved in Cornwall because she goes there !

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by Tunaka

Originally Posted by JoshuaInMukdahan

DJ Pat are you British too?

No.

He's from Cornwall.

I live in Cornwall. I'm not from Cornwall.


There's a world of difference.

There certainly is. My parents moved there when I was 7 (31 yrs ago) and they are still considered outsiders

^Good old fashioned racism. Reminds me of Thailand.