Thread: Schoolgirl, 15, drinks 26 pints of cider, ten cans , + bottle of vodka weekly

British Schoolgirl, 15, drinks 26 pints of cider, ten cans of lager and almost a bottle of vodka EVERY week (but insists she hasn't got a problem)

A schoolgirl who drinks more than 10 times the recommended amount for a woman every week insists she isn't an alcoholic.

My behaviour is normal for my age,'
'Drinking's fun and I don't plan to stop. I'd be bored if I didn't drink.'Nicola, who lives with her mother and younger siblings in Bridlington, Yorkshire, says her drinking escalated when she turned 14.
She started bunking off school to go drinking with her friends and now goes to college just two days a week. She spends the other three weekdays downing cans of alcohol with friends and pays for her habit with earnings from her Saturday job at a cafe. She also smokes 20 cigarettes a day.

Her mother is so worried she stopped her from watching TV or using her phone. She even circulated her daughter's picture among the local pubs and bars last summer to stop her from being served, but Nicola is undaunted.


'I can just get booze from shops instead,' she said.
Nicola admits that she uses alcohol as a way to cope with her feelings about her father who left home when she was five.
'Drinking was a release if I was down,' she said.
Two months ago, Nicola was even hospitalised after she drank around 45 units in one night to cope with the death of her mother's friend.

She started choking on her own vomit and was violent with a paramedic who tried to help me her. She woke with her hair extensions covered in her sick.

'I was shocked I'd been in such a state,' said Nicola.

But despite being told her drinking is a form of self-harm, Nicola insists she is fighting fit.
'I'm not an alcoholic. I've always been healthy,' she said.
'I'm living for the day, not for the rest of my life.'

Has her head been set on fire and put out with a bike chain ?

the future of britain looks like it's in fine hands

She's got a crackin' beer belly - well it would be on a 60 year old bloke.

God god.
Make an effort girl.
Probably on a couple of pints of semen a week as well.

At least she won't live long enough to be on the dole for long. Let's just hope she doesn't start breeding.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

At least she won't live long enough to be on the dole for long. Let's just hope she doesn't start breeding.

Keep drinking the semen babes.

^^

ouch ...............

yeah, drinking like that you know shes got at least a couple blokes in tow.

Not surprised. Bridlington's a shit-hole and she's no individual there.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

At least she won't live long enough to be on the dole for long. Let's just hope she doesn't start breeding.

If she's a 15 year old English girl she's probably already got two kids.

no wonder all you pommies run away to thailand if thats the top shelf

c'mon bobo , you let her give you a tit wank no?

Any more pics...??

She will make some poor yob very happy i,m sure..15 going on 45 by the looks of her

Originally Posted by Finney64

c'mon bobo , you let her give you a tit wank no?

maybe if i drank 26 pints of cider, ten cans , + bottle of vodka

So her Saturday job can pay for all that weekly larrup, can it?

That's 4 ciders, 2 small lagers each day and it takes her a whole week for one bottled of vodka

What a lightweight

If she makes another three years , she will be able to vote for the plonkers who have created the current situation . Gosh , I am so proud of the " Leaders " of my country . The magnificence of your achievements is only outshone by the size of the security measures needed for you to be "apart " from the people you ask to vote for you .

Originally Posted by bobo746

no wonder all you pommies run away to thailand if thats the top shelf

You'd need to do a top shelf before being interested...

Originally Posted by Finney64

c'mon bobo , you let her give you a tit wank no?

She's only 15, it'd be okay if Bobo was 15, but...

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

She's got a crackin' beer belly - well it would be on a 60 year old bloke.

I'll have you know, and I think I speak for many 60 year blokes here, not all of us have large beer bellies. This female just has a fat beer belly.

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

Probably on a couple of pints of semen a week as well.

she looks pretty rough for 15...

instead of checking her into rehab they write an article about her... hmmm..

parenting at its finest!

she would fit in great in a trailer park in Red Dick Mississippi!