Thread: The best quotes ever

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."~George Bernard Shaw

"The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."
-- Genghis Khan

Mate not someone famous but he is a multiple nic here but this one is a classic.

"Firstly, Brits choose to spend far more time outdoors doing things during the course of the year than Thais do, which speaks for itself" ~ Ninja who sometimes posts as a white goods appliance.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

-George Best

"See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I’m thinking; How can I give less of shit? That’s why I look interested."

-Shit my dad says

I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true. Katherine Hepburn

"Defeat is okay" . Nelson Mandela's chiropodist

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £3.95 a minute

Virtue is its own punishment

Aneurin Bevan

"Sir, you're drunk!"

"Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

-Winston Churchill to Lady Astor

ouch , jesus getting nailed to the cross ...

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong

Samuel Goldwyn

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

Another WC one, I think it was to Lady Astor too, but can't find it on the net. Went something like this:

LA: If you were my husband I'd lace your drink with poison.
WC: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

One for Papillion:

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.
-- Winston Churchill, 1942

Nice one guys keep the coming

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong

Samuel Goldwyn

Did he say that? I thought it was me

I've forgot where I read this on but here goes,

Peter Withe playing CF for Nottingham Forest, scores a hat trick and at the end of the game says to Cloughie hey boss can I keep the ball?
The reply,
When you learn to fuking play with it hahahaha

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka

'It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up.' - Ian Wright

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.'
- Ian Rush

"I can't concentrate when I'm thinking"
Yogi Berra

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. —

Martin Luther King Jr.,