You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Stan Laurel
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Stan Laurel
You can send a whore to Vassar, but you can't make her think...
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Douglas Adams
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
“Let me offer you my
definition of social
justice: I keep what I
earn and you keep
what you earn. Do
you disagree? Well
then tell me how
much of what I earn
belongs to you
— and why” -- Walter E. Williams
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
-Bullet Tooth Tony
^ Should I call you Bullet?
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy. - Bullet Tooth Tony
An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. Andy Warhol
Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, they think of you.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. -- Ben Franklin
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there’d be a shortage of sand.” -- Milton Friedman
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss
"Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy." -- Winston Churchill
“If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.”
― Kurt Vonnegut
“The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else.”
― Frédéric Bastiat
“Freedom of speech does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit.”
Jim C. Hines
"Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken."
People who have an intelligent appearance will not be outstanding even if they do something good, and if they do something normal, people will think them lacking. But if a person who is thought of as having a gentle disposition does even a slightly good thing, he will be praised by people.
Yamamoto Tsunetomo
Too old to Rock 'N' Roll :
Too young to Die !
"Under duress, and under public humiliation, the White House will relent and do the right thing." -- Rand Paul
“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
Abraham Lincoln
a gentleman is someone who can play the bagpipes and or the accordian
but does not...reddog
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