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    "Trump doesn't believe Obama's dog is Portuguese. Demanding they make its papers public." -- Ann Coulter
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    " If you voted for Obama in 2008 to prove you're not a racist, you'll have to vote for someone else in 2012 to prove you're not an idiot. " ... unknown
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    " You get the beers in, I'll chat up the birds "

    A friends favourite line whenever he spotted likely talent. He always had the gift of the gab did Paul.

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    Can you please be quite I can't see properly ?.

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    Churchll andLlady Astor


    The actual qoute:

    Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, I dislike you so much that if I awoke one mrning and found myself married to you, I'm afraid would have to put poison in your tea."

    Churchill: "Madam if I woke up in the morning, and found myself married to you... even knowing you had put poison in my tea....I'd drink it with gratitude."

    Winnie always did have a way with the quick rejoiner.
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    Once as a junior MP Churchill made a speech in which he referred to a senior opposition party MP as a "pompous old fool". As he was only a junior MP at that time, his party told him that he must make an apology to the senior opposition MP.
    The next day Churchill said the following by way of apologhy,
    "Yesterday, in my remarks., I referred to xxxxxxx as a pompous old fool. Now I have been told I must apologise for that statement. Therefore, I now state that I am truely sorry for that fact."

    And for Magaret Thatcher fans (I am not one)...when she was forced to resign someone asked a member of the oposition party what he thought about her resignation.
    He replied, "I feel like the Muchkins in 'The wizard Of Oz'...dancing around and singing....Ding Dong the Witch is dead, the Wicked Witch is dead."


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    More lady Astor


    In WW2 the Britsh and Allied troops were fightng in Italy against German troops. The going was tough in the moutains and the rain.
    On D-Day Lady Astor referred to the British troops in Italy as "Those D-Day slackers sunning themselves in Italy", in a speech she made in Parliment

    Here is the song the British troops composed for her in reply.

    Dear Lady Astor don't you think you know a lot,
    just standing up in Parliment and talking Tommy Rot.
    They say you're the country's Joy and Pride,
    we think your mouth's to bloody wide.
    That's from your D-Day dodgers of Sunny Italy.

    Now look around us, in the mud and rain,
    see the scattered crosses, some that have no names.
    Quiet and peaceful they slumber on
    There in the grave their pain is gone.
    Are these your D-day dodgers, of sunny Italy?


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    Some a great. Thanks for sharing
    If you don’t have a dream,
    how are you going to make a dream come true?
    ถ้าคุณไม่มีความฝัน คุณจะก้าวไปสู่การทำให้ผันเป็นจริงได้อย่างไร

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    "They dumped his body in the ocean so every time you go to the beach, you can piss on his grave" -- Anon
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    I'm fighting so I can die a martyr and go to heaven to meet God. Our fight now is against the Americans.

    Osama bin Laden

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746
    Our fight now is against the Americans. Osama bin Laden
    I thought the quote was from some fellow TD members.

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    ^ lol spot on miss k

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    It's great that we got bin Laden, but if the last Democratic administration had been doing its job, there would have been no Osama bin Laden and no 9/11 attack to begin with. -- Ann Coulter
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    O, when she is angry she is keen and shrewd; / She was a vixen when she went to school, / And though she be but little, she is fierce. — Shakespeare

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    It’s also easier to conduct assassinations abroad if the Commander-in-Chief is liberal. This neutralizes criticism from the media, universities, the legal community, and Hollywood. Obama the law professor can assassinate bin Laden in Pakistan, dump his body in the ocean, and with first-person emphasis boast of our brilliant mission in a way Bush the Texan could not get away with— Victor Davis Hanson
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    If it had been up to me, I’d have wrapped his cremated remains in a pigskin and then had a midshipman punt him off the poop deck. - Burt Prelutsky
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    “This is a president who is more interested in trying out for Saturday Night Live it seems like,” he said. “The guy’s a stand-up comic, and that was what he was playing to. The fact of the matter is, Americans don’t want a stand-up comic for the President of the United States. Anyone who knows what’s happening on the border of Texas and Mexico or, for that matter, the southern border of the United States with Mexico realizes this is not comedy; there are people’s lives in jeopardy every day.” -- Rick Perry, Gov of Texas
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    The only thing more surreal than Barack Obama’s radical transformation is the sudden approval of it by the once hysterical Left. In Animal Farm and 1984 fashion, the world we knew in 2006 has simply been airbrushed away. -- Victor Davis Hanson

    talking about civilians dying in Obama's 3 ongoing wars and the leftist media could care less...
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