Thread: The best quotes ever

“The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money.” -- Alexis de Tocqueville

The square faced one figured that out long ago.

“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.” -- George Orwell 1984

"I loved that feeling. Loved it."

Martin Kaymer after Jose Maria Olazabal told him on the 16th that Europe needed his point to win the Ryder Cup.

"Love is what separates us from animals "
"No, Lister. What separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals. "

- Lister & Rimmer

“Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength" -- Eric Hoffer

"On a scale of 1-10, what are the chances of me shoving my cock up your ass?"

Flashbang 2012.

Originally Posted by flashbang

"On a scale of 1-10, what are the chances of me shoving my cock up your ass?"

Flashbang 2012.

Peaches - zero.

"The Democratic constituency is just like a herd of cows. All you have to do is lay out enough silage and they come running. That's why I became an operative working with Democrats. With Democrats all you have to do is make a lot of noise, lay out the hay, and be ready to use the ole cattle prod in case a few want to bolt the herd." -- James Carville

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einste



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It's dead easy to die; it's the keeping on living that's hard

Douglas Mawson - Scientist and polar survivor

"Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an I.Q. of 60. "

-Gore Vidal


"The United States was founded by the brightest people in the country - and we haven't seen them since."


-Gore Vidal

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

"The Middle East is one of the hardest-hearted areas in the world. It has always been fought over, and peace has only reigned when a major power has established firm influence and shown that it will maintain its will. Your friends must be supported with every vigour and if necessary they must be avenged. Force, or perhaps force and bribery, are the only things that will be respected. It is very sad, but we had all better recognize it. At present our friendship is not valued, and our enmity is not feared." -- Winston Churchill

Sad but very true

"The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen." -- Winston Churchill, 1942

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
(Dr. Seuss)

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
(Mark Twain)

"Conservatives believe they have better ideas. Leftists believe they are better people."-- Anon

When you're young you fight all the guys to fuck all the girls.

When you're old you respect the guys work and admire the girls from afar.

Anonymous

"It's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."

-George Carlin

“You don’t just pick the winners and losers. You pick the losers.”

Mitt Romney referring to Obama's bankrupt green energy companies.

“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.”

"The traitor is the plague.” Cicero 160-43 BC

Not since the days of slavery have there been so many people who feel entitled to what other people have produced as there are in the modern welfare state, whether in Western Europe or on this side of the Atlantic. -- Thomas Sowell

"There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts."

Voltaire

"The only good Indian is a dead Indian."
General Philip Sheridan

"There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry"
George Armstrong Custer