Thread: Do you know anyone famous?

Come on LT, you must have buckets of stories for us Its all for a laugh.

Originally Posted by seamus48

Lemmy opens the back door and says best we get the fuck in then! The whole band is in the back getting out of it! So blitzed by the time we got there I don't really remember much about the gig itself...

This sounds very similar to my Bonehead night out. I'll tell that story after less beers.

I've had lunch with Queen Elizabeth and her husband (what's his name again?).

Phillip. Was he any good at foosball?

Originally Posted by pickel

I've had lunch with Queen Elizabeth and her husband (what's his name again?).

Stavros

^

Hey I'll defend Phil as one of the great examples of a man beaten by his wife but lets it ride to keep the peace.

He's awesome and always coming out with the most in-appropriate comments.


His best 15 that he spouted

1. China State Visit, 1986
If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.

2. To a blind women with a guide
“Do you know they are eating dogs for the anorexic now?”

3. To an Aborigine in Australia
“Do you still throw spears at each other?”

4. To his wife, the Queen, after her coronation
“Where did you get the hat?”


5. When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union
“The bastards murdered half my family”


6. To a Briton in Budapest
“You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.”


7. To a driving instructor in Scotland
“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”


8. After the Dunblane shooting
“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?”


9. To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea
“You managed not to get eaten, then?”


10. To Elton John after hearing Elton had sold his Gold Aston Martin
“Oh, it’s you that owns that ghastly car – we often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.”


11. On the London Traffic Debate
“The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop tourism, we could stop the congestion.”


12. To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes
“You look like you’re ready for bed!”


13. Unknown
“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!”


14. On key problems facing Brazil
“Brazilians live there”


15. To the matron of a hospital in the Caribbean
“You have mosquitos. I have the Press”




His ignorance is almost enlightening!

Originally Posted by seamus48

feckin legend!

Never met the dude but when I was about 8 one of his daughters was gonna open our local ice rink. Our school was given the chance to vote on the kids who'd give her flowers, 1 boy and 1 girl, that were gonna present the flowers to her.

I won along with the school hottie Lucy Blincoe. It was one of the greatest days of my life but it was probably only because I was the only dude that could skate.

And even though we were only about 8 at the time I never managed to bone her even when we went to college together.

I did however bone both her sisters and my dad boned her mom. They were 4 smokin hot blonds and my dad always referred to them as the charlies angels.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

one of his daughters was gonna open our local ice rink

Princess Margret.

^ I think you mean Anne, Margaret was his SIL! or was that a deliberate misnomer for humourous purposes?

had the pleasure of a few hours convo with Mal Meninga over a few beers.

Michael J. Fox - Good bloke.
Sean Penn - Utter arsehole.
Whilst being an extra in Casualties of War, filmed in Phuket and Phang-Nga.

Slash from Guns & Roses - Good bloke.
Guns & Roses cancelled their Bangkok concert. Slash decided not to go back to the US like the rest of the band, but, have a look around.

Paul Gadd aka Gary Glitter at a bar-beer in Kata in the late eighties (before it was known that he was a nonce).

I met David Tua the Kiwi Boxer coming out of a Mcdonalds at Auckland Airport, Instead of saying hello the thought went through my head on how tough are you really, Was quiet lucky the Wife was there to pull my head in before it got embarrasing for me hahaha, Dont fancy Hospital Food

Originally Posted by FarangRed

I knew this guy and he was in the 500 richest guys according to the Times as the only drug dealer ever to the top 500, that was a few years ago don't get carried away

Curtis Warren?

Oh and I was good mates with Adam Balding who played rugby for Leicester and Gloucester although I haven't seen him in a few years and I also played in the same side as Andy Goode for about 8 years who went on to be capped by England.

He's a c unt though.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Smug, Neddy, Princey, Dirty Dog but it was an RSCPA visit to check whether the katoeys had actually finished the job, Sunsetter, Jizzman and Dalton, Stroller and his doctor, Pickel, Lars the mighty viking, Sea Traveller and others too many to mention. Your all heroes to me.

bless ya mate, you too are a big star

I see no one has met god

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I used to know that fat woman comedian Jo Brand,

Seen her a few times but never talked to her, she lives somewhere near my dad.

^ was passenger in a car in camden back in june and she waddled across the road, my mate sped up and she let rip with a stream of cnut, fcuk

I must admit I don't know any famous people, have met a number of famous people in passing but would be lying if I claimed I actually knew them.

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

Alex Kingston the curly haired doctor out of ER.

known her since my teens.

She has got her kit off in a few films too

Is she the chick who made Moll Flanders? dirty girl, filthy, tits and an arse to die for.

Yep! That 'll be her.

Ooooh so very rude