Do you know anyone famous?

**Onnuter** · 13-11-2010, 09:33 PM

also have played pool against Jimmy White and Dennis Taylor

plus Stan Boardman and Frank Carsen came to my stag party

**slimboyfat** · 13-11-2010, 09:35 PM

I have never met him, but Tony Blackburn is one of my Facebook friends.

**Ubermensch** · 13-11-2010, 10:20 PM

Paul Gascoine
Liam Gallagher
Angus Deaton
Ulrika Johnson
Nicky Butt/Paul Scholes/Roy Keane
Alex Higgins
Karen Gillan
Chris Evans
Simon Gregson

Hardly best friends but I grew up with a couple of them & every one of them's bought me a pint at some point.

Except Alex, who never gave me the £5 we played a game of pool for.

Most of them are wankers.

**Stinky** · 13-11-2010, 11:08 PM

Surely not Ulrika,ka,ka,ka Johnson, not with those tits, lots of personality in them.

**Moonraker** · 13-11-2010, 11:10 PM

Ulrika ka ka ka ka ka ka is ace

**The Fresh Prince** · 13-11-2010, 11:22 PM

Toook a bit of a search but I found my favorite Ulrika ka ka ka klip

**daveboy** · 13-11-2010, 11:32 PM

Nelson Mandela.

**slimboyfat** · 13-11-2010, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by daveboy

Nelson Mandela.

i had hoped for maybe someone really famous like Trevor Brooking from you Dave

**isanmick** · 13-11-2010, 11:47 PM

went to the same school as the Waugh twins and never got sportsman of the week,
steve also played school boys soccer(football)(goalkeeper)and mark played tennis.
also Ian Thorpe went to our same school.

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**slimboyfat** · 13-11-2010, 11:49 PM

does anyone know Ralph McTell?

**slimboyfat** · 13-11-2010, 11:56 PM

How about Rod, Jane and/or Freddie?

**The Fresh Prince** · 14-11-2010, 12:02 AM

My mates uncle is Jeremy Paxman if that's any help?

**Moonraker** · 14-11-2010, 12:07 AM

Ooooohhhhh.

I once met the king of Jordan.

**Mr Lick** · 14-11-2010, 12:23 AM

^ I was stood behind Michael Portillo in an airport check-in queue at Heathrow once. Think he was going to the King of Jordan's funeral, around 1997?

I bravely said, 'Hi Mike, are you seated in economy?' He didn't answer but then politicians don't do they?

**astasinim** · 14-11-2010, 01:03 AM

Not big buddies by any means, but shared a few drinks with them at some stage. Some, genuinely nice people. Some. completely up their own arse.

Lena headey
Eorl Crabtree
Nassem Hamed (before he was world champ) Orrible little shit.
Herol "Bomber" Graham
Henry Wharton
Sir Patrick Stewart
Ewan McGregor (before he did Trainspotting)

**Stinky** · 14-11-2010, 01:44 AM

Chris Peacock (Crispy Cock to his mates

) a news reporter from South today many moons ago.
Me and a mate were shagging a couple of student nurses who told us that Chris was admitted to casualty with a toothbrush jammed up his arse, all very hush hush and not to say anything.
Anyway we saw Chris shopping in the town one day so we thought it only proper to front him with this scandalous little tit-bit, he looked horrified when my mate asked if it were really true, then he turned a lovely shade of scarlett, then he ran away

**The Fresh Prince** · 14-11-2010, 02:27 AM

I was in the Star of India, the 200th best curry house in the uk (according to them) which was next door to my house and in came Craig Charles (Lister, from Red Dwarf)

He was sat with his girlfriend or lady for the night and exchanged a bit of banter with me and my mates before his meal but it being nearly 1am in the morning and we'd all had a bit too much to drink me and my mates wouldn't let it drop.

We shouted over to his table a few times "Oi Craig, Craig, tell us to 'fuck off you smegheads'" (one of his famous catchphrases)

He had a bit of banter coz he was drunk as well but wouldn't say it but he was having a laugh. After he'd had a few more beers his lady friend persuaded him that it was time to go and as he left through the door we all felt a bit gutted that he didn't say the line.

Then he popped his head back through the door and shouted "WE WANNA BE TOGETHER!!!!" with the full on Brummie accent which had me and my mates falling off our chairs in laughter.

Here's the advert he was taking the piss out of for anyone that hasn't seen it.

p.s this is not Craig Charles in the ad.

**Moonraker** · 14-11-2010, 02:36 AM

How could I forget that Mark Lamarr and I shared the same local. Funny bugger.

**seamus48** · 14-11-2010, 02:47 AM

Early 80's. on the way to see Motorhead at the Cornwall Colliseum in St. Austell. Motosai broke down in the pissing rain so we decided to hitch the rest of the way. White van pulls up and a beardy wierdy winds front the window down and asks if we need a lift. My oppo says yeah, anywhere near (the gig) blah blah blah at which point Lemmy opens the back door and says best we get the fuck in then! The whole band is in the back getting out of it! So blitzed by the time we got there I don't really remember much about the gig itself...

**Stinky** · 14-11-2010, 02:48 AM

^^^
Hey Princely Red Dwarf was ace, cat was my favouate character

**jizzybloke** · 14-11-2010, 02:51 AM

Used to see Ian Wright a fair bit and always had a chat with him, had a drink with Rhys Ifans and Sienna Miller when they were together, Rhys is a funny and really nice bloke!
Sir Paul McCartney
Kelly Osbourne and her mum Sharon, used to have a laugh with the pair of them when i saw them. never met Ozzy though
Jason Statham and James Nesbit both use the Sainsbury's on dog kennel hill and i've seen them both in there but never spoke to either of them.

Plenty more but i can't think of them at the moment, i'll put them up here as and when i think of it.

**seamus48** · 14-11-2010, 02:51 AM

Oh... and Catherine Zeta Jones sat on my lap and swapped a glass of champers for one of my fags while she was in our Officers' Mess fiming 'Death Defying Acts'... she is tiny... but quite charming!

**Loy Toy** · 14-11-2010, 03:10 AM

Smug, Neddy, Princey, Dirty Dog but it was an RSCPA visit to check whether the katoeys had actually finished the job, Sunsetter, Jizzman and Dalton, Stroller and his doctor, Pickel, Lars the mighty viking, Sea Traveller and others too many to mention. Your all heroes to me.

**The Fresh Prince** · 14-11-2010, 03:16 AM

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

Kelly Osbourne and her mum Sharon

Sharon always bought here bread from our bakery. Never met Ozzie also.

**Loy Toy** · 14-11-2010, 03:24 AM

I've met thousands of human beings that are stars in their own right.

Doubt any of you other fuckers know them but I do ..........

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