What no washing machine thread!
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What no washing machine thread!
Thats next weeks main topic harry, why, have you bought yourself a new washing machine?
Jeez dd, you're gonna have to get this message board to raise it's game if that's gonna be next weeks highlight. :D The new flat we moved into comes with all mods cons. including a washing machine & I'm just itching to post a pic of it being operated by Madame Harry.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
Does she have a maids uniform?
Yes but it's a little more conservative than you might have imagined. I did attempt to persuade her to wear a French Maid costume but she argued that that would be un-patriotic. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
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hmmm. How about a Whitegoods Thread then?
*finger taps uncontrollably in avid anticipation*Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
Are you being feceshi......fecseesh.....faseesh..........cheeky because I made it onto the cover of Rolling Stone Mag and you didnt Harry?
I think you mean facetious & the answer to your question is yes. But it's only due to my awkward excitement. *thinks washining machines, dishwashers, tumble dryers & butter churns!*Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
Actually Harry, be a dear and start a Whitegoods in Thailand thread would you. I am busy with my Toasters thread and you would likely put a nice 'spin' on it.
Here is a cracking logo for u to use.
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I think you might be surprised how well it might go.
:D
Like you I'm so terribly busy darling & will have to leave it to someone else if they feel it worthwhile. The lads in the office here are planning a nite out here, http://www.starkersclub.co.uk/ but as yet I'm undecided. *thinks idea for possible business venture in the LoS*
Nice link Harry. :roll:
There. It might work now. :sheesh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
Oooh! I've got a washing machine!
*prances around excitedly*
Shouldn't you be 'prancing' in a the whitegoods thread. https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
Madame Harry operating the new Hoover SL500.
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That's not nice, Harry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif Well imagine what it's like for me then. I have to live with her. I've had to stop inviting friends round to dinner because of her odd behaviour. https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
She has got a very long tongue, still it's best not to talk about other ppls wives to be and fantasies of watching some lesbian sex action I suppose :)
I think you'll find that it's being magnified by the glass dirtydog. *I'll try it later with my knob, just in the interests of scientific correctness you'll understand*Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
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You lot are weird.
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It'll only get a whole lot weirder unless I get a whitegoods thread to frolick about in. I'll post my dishwasher pics. here then...Quote:
Originally Posted by poolcleaner
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Kate Bush - latests album news:-
1) It features a duet with Rolf Harris.
2) There is a track consisting of Kate singing the words 'washing machine' over and over.
*shall not be downloading it after all*
I've got a fridge
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Nice fridge, Poolie!