Just had a right good giggle and just wanted to share.
My mate had a seminar down soi 33 way on Sunday and after the boring talk, hotel lunch and an expensive beer paid for by work he decided to wander down the road.
Anyways, walking down the Phrong Phom (spelling?) area some motorbike dude tried doing a drive-by bag snatching. Mistake 1!
Mistake two was not to drive away quickly 'cos my mate got hold of him and exchanged fisty-cuffs. After the 5th punch to the face the Thai dude quickly realised it was a one horse race and tried to mount his trustry 125cc steed and ride off into the Sukhumvit sunset.
Mistake 3 was leaving the keys in the ignition. My mate (best pal in the whole wide world) had enough savvy to get the keys and through them down the drain!
The Thai nimrod clicked his brain into gear and was last seen doing a Linford Christie down the road in the direction of Sunrise Tacos.
The BIB rocked up and grabbed hold of the ex-Thai robbers bike and proceeded to take it down the local pound.
Well the tale of the tape looks like this.................Thai robber-Down 30k(ish) baht for a bike. Farang-A few cheap shots and a lifetime full of satisfaction!.
Get in there my son.................