Thread: Could it be I have a tapeworm?

Throughout yesterday I had chicken and rice, sweet & sour pork with rice, a pizza piccolo, a ham salad, a chicken burger and Japanese potato salad WITH French bread before I went to bed.

Today I have had pumpkin soup with French bread and linguine with avocado, tomato and parmesan cheese and I am still hungry and I haven't done a poo yet, not since the day before yesterday.

Everything else is normal, it feels great to know there is lots of food inside my tummy but it is frustrating and expensive to keep having to eat.

This insatiable appetite only started yesterday, I have no idea what's going on.

Growth spurt?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Could it be I have a tapeworm?

didn't you already have one ?

https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...steak-raw.html (I am eating a salmon steak raw, is that okay?)

Dunno but you've probably got some wicked farts in the post

My old house mate used to have eating spurts like this and they were always followed by a bunch of farts, the good kind that really light up well. Just make sure your wearing jeans though when you light them or you risk burning your bum or possibly even internal combustion.

None of the items you ate has much fibre , so go for a curry before you worry
, just in case make it a red hot one-,show that worm whos boss

Phantom pregnancy ?

Not enough ale in there to got things moving.

No tapeworms.
Just greedy bastard.

Dope smoking?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

This insatiable appetite only started yesterday, I have no idea what's going on.

You've pupated and become a fully fledged Thai. Happy eating.

Hunger can be a sign of diabetes.

Could you have a tapeworm?
Could I possibly care less?
Could anyone post more inane drivel than you?
is your girlfiend a prostitiute?
Do you care?
Do I care?
Do we care?

jesus man put down the fork.if you got an itchy ring that's a sign

It's probably a brain tumour. See a doctor as soon as possible

If in doubt, take an anti worm course of medication.

Puberty is my guess. Had to happen sooner or later.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

but it is frustrating and expensive to keep having to eat.

Yeah, I hate spending money on things like that

Originally Posted by Dug

Could you have a tapeworm?
Could I possibly care less?
Could anyone post more inane drivel than you?
is your girlfiend a prostitiute?
Do you care?
Do I care?
Do we care?

Yes you do... Enough to read and reply any road... and you HATE yourself for it.

Then you take it out on me, go take it out on a frog or something.

sorry SCAMPY..but i think yer frog is a toad mate..a monkey told me they give better head

If you live in Thailand the there is a chance of having tapeworm