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I used to actively seek out the mormons in the city square where I grew up, to debate religion with them. After a while they all knew me and refused to engage. Funny watching them pick their targets, the most down and out desparados they can find. You don't see them approaching the business man in suit carrying a briefcase.

^So you "Mormoned" the mormons 9999?
Think I've just created a new verb there?

^ John Saffran in 'Saffran vs God' went to Salt Lake City dressed as a mormon with an athiest badge and the origin of species and went door to door. Pisser, Good series this one too, the last episode he gets exorcised and it's pretty bloody freaky.

YouTube - John Safran Atheist door knocking skit

...got two of em one the door step once. They said can we come in and spread the word. I said she can come in and spread something and you can fuck off.

spun on their heels..

...she was a looker..

...shame...!