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    Aussie men shoot each other in the buttock to see if it hurts

    Aussie men shoot each other in buttocks 'to see if it hurts'

    Two Australian men needed surgery after shooting each other in the buttocks during a drinking session to see if it would hurt, police said on Wednesday.
    The men, both aged 34, used an air rifle to fire at each other on Sunday. By Tuesday, both were in hospital to have pellets removed from their buttocks and legs.
    "The men were sharing a few beers on Sunday evening when they thought it would be interesting to see if they shot one another with an air rifle, if it would penetrate their skin or it would hurt," a police spokesman said.
    "It appears other than a bit of pain, the two men from the base of the Grampians (near Melbourne), thought they were fine.
    "Two days later, both men have been admitted to hospital and require surgery to remove slug pellets from their buttocks and legs."
    One of the men has been stripped of his firearms licence over the incident.

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    Well I thought the good old boys from the southern US of Eh would be the only ones to do that.

    They must have got bored doing

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    Aussie men shoot each other in buttocks 'to see if it hurts'

    "The men were sharing a few beers on Sunday evening when they thought it would be interesting to see if they shot one another with an air rifle"

    I wonder how many beers are a few to these two genius's, I'd have to be pretty near comatose before I'd let a guy shoot me up the arse.

    Maybe they just got bored of buggering sheep.
    It wasn't me!

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    takes balls and gumption to do something like that....actually do the experiment instead of just talking about it.....Aussies are awesome.

    By the way, gas powered BB guns do not hurt, sting a little but....I got the Adopted one to shoot me in the arse one day....not hurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo333
    Aussie men shoot each other in buttocks 'to see if it hurts'
    Darwin is in Australia. Boys just looking to win the award.
    Last edited by Norton; 23-06-2010 at 05:15 PM.

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    My brother an I did that with Dad's air rifle.

    We were kids it was at a distance and we were dressed for cold weather.


    It hurt like fok.

    But, not as bad as the battering from Dad when he found out.

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    good job they didnt shoot at each others heads, otherwise they might have suffered brain damage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    takes balls and gumption to do something like that....actually do the experiment instead of just talking about it.....Aussies are awesome.
    It takes is the gumption of a couple of pissed up inbred sheep shearers to come up with this stunt.
    Actually going through it instead of leaving it as drunken banter just goes to prove that the Aussie blood line is spread way to thin.
    You need some good old Brit jizz from the fatherland to replenish the gene pool.
    I'd be happy to donate if you'd tell me where to deposit it.

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    Baa Baaaa ^

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    There's something homosexually latent about two guys mutually 'shooting each other in the ass'- they got a bit 'Brokeback Mountain' it would seem...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    Baa Baaaa ^
    I think thats the problem with these genius's mate.

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    It was a misunderstanding. Bruce said "bend over, an' i'll stick me bare balls in yer arse".

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    good job they didnt shoot at each others heads, otherwise they might have suffered brain damage.
    I doubt there is to much to damage

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    Aussie men shoot each other in the buttock to see if it hurts


    Now thats real smart, someday they may try and achieve the Darwin Award with stunts like this.

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    aussies are all out to prove science.
    Well done you forward thinkers.
    We've come a long way since you Poms deposited your unwanted here.

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    Thank Gawds I'm not Aussie.

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    more importantly what the hell is the Sydney morning herald buying stories about Australia from USA for ???

    © 2010 AFP
    This story is sourced direct from an overseas news agency as an additional service to readers. Spelling follows North American usage, along with foreign currency and measurement units.

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    Do you think we would report that ourselves ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    takes balls and gumption to do something like that....actually do the experiment instead of just talking about it.....Aussies are awesome.

    By the way, gas powered BB guns do not hurt, sting a little but....I got the Adopted one to shoot me in the arse one day....not hurt.


    Foking Aussies, ya got to love em , fun loving bastards we are.

    You'd never catch a Pommie bastard doing that as they would be too tight to waste the pellet.


    Oh stop crying ya pommie bastards I'm just having a bit of fun with ya.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson View Post
    Thank Gawds I'm not Aussie.


    Mate, any bastard that lives in Jakarta certainly aint no Aussie.

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    And he is gay....aint no real aussie if he is a shirt lifter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post

    By the way, gas powered BB guns do not hurt, sting a little
    Don't know about that Mr Nawty . I had a .22 Air rifle that I bought in Queersland and if one shot his mate in the arse with that bastard the slug would of exited out of the eye of his cock.

    Foking hell, that sounds nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    And he is gay....aint no real aussie if he is a shirt lifter.
    Ahem, don't you girls hold the biggest gay festival in the world or one of the biggest

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    You've done it too, havent you Terry?

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