Breaking the first rule: posting while drunk..

Perfect OP which sums up my feeling exactly. Greens sent. Flowers too. Poke.

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Originally Posted by nidhogg

I admit, to my shame, every four years, I do get a faint, very faint "patriotic stirring", and I follow England in the world cup

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Hopeless.

Daffney must be drunk.....just one word and it was not telling us how great he is.

Never tried posting while drunk. No telling what I would say then.

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Originally Posted by chassamui

Watching GMTV whilst sober is bad for your health.

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I said 'morning TV', not just GMTV. Being virtually housebound at the mo through sciatica & having very little else to do apart from watch crappy daytime tv isn't doing my health a lot of good at all. At least I can walk around the house & stand long enough to make a cup of tea, now. 3 weeks ago I couldn't.

Having said all that, put me on a football pitch in my present state & I'd still probably do better than most of the England team. ;)

GMTV was just a guess. the BBC used to be all schools and kids stuff in the mornings so i had you down for a bit of Fern and Phil?

^ Fern left ages ago. It's Holly now.

Jeremy Kyle. DNA results.

And yes i post here drunk. Which i think is better than being drugged (as i scratch my nose)

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Originally Posted by November Rain

Haven't we all posted drunk?

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Nope.

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Originally Posted by patsycat

Jeremy Kyle. DNA results.

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:D

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Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

Nope.

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Wow, Daffy is a god! Actually, Daff, if you read Noods' posts backwards to the tune of AC/DC's Ironman (also played backwards) when you're drunk, you might just have an out of body experience... :mid:

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Originally Posted by November Rain

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Originally Posted by patsycat

Jeremy Kyle. DNA results.

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:D

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Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

Nope.

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Wow, Daffy is a god!

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ROTFLOL!

Nope, just don't drink -- which, I guess, around these parts gives the appearance of being godlike, to all the other addicts. ;-)

Mate Living In Oz We Dont Even Know What Soccer (football) Is Yet We Get Done And You Would Think Its The End Of The World.
World Cup Whats That

Nothing at all wrong with not drinking.

its when you sprout about it and being better than everyone else that brings out the arsehole that you are and why you should drink....people might like you better and upping that percentage around here from 0 would not take a lot of effort.

I was a bit afraid to come back and have a look at this thread.

Its a bit like that feeling of dread you get when, after a night on the lash, waking up with a head like thunder, you feel a stirring in the bed next to you, and you know, just know, that sooner or later you will have to turn around and see what horror you bar fined last night at 4am. Or so I have heard. Cough.

Anyway, looking at the thread is like turning over and finding, much to your surprise that it IS female, and surprisingly not bad looking. Again, or so I have heard.

Many thanks to all for the kind words on and off the thread, but I still think I better stick to the golden rule in future. Who knows what will dribble out next time.

I posted stoned once.....that was fun.....I wrote of my experience on the MRT and the sniffer dog staring at me all the way...