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    Friday the 13th, and getting rid of smeg..

    I remember, a while back, when the uptenth installment of "Friday the 13th" came out (I think this one took place in space, and starred the delicious Lexa Doig), one reviewer asked the rhetorical question "What does it take to kill Jason?" (just as another reviewer asked the same about "Nightmare on Elm Street" sequels, "What does it take to kill Freddy?").

    Fittingly, another reviewer picked up on that question, and gave the best answer: "... for people to stop seeing their movies"

    Without an audience to cater to, studios will stop financing these sequels, and the two tedious movie creatures were consigned to a whimpering end.

    There's an obvious parallel here, for those with a quicker wit, to the tedium that is smeg's continuous and desperate clamoring for attention with his wind ups -- obviously, I blame neither smeg for posting his tedious crap, nor dirty dog for obviously encouraging it, as long as every time smeg starts a thread, dozens of the same idiots reply and respond with the same back and forth slag fest.

    smeg wins the attention he so desperately craves; dirty dog gets the additional page views and hits that are all important to him; and the usual idiots are being kept busy by occupational therapy, and are hopefully prevented from posting crap in more serious threads.

    Hey, everybody wins. Right?

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    Good excuse to post this.

    Lexa Doig:




    Smeg:


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    Freddy / Jason / Smeg?

    Bit of an unfair comparison -- they may all be fictitious characters that exist in a fantasy-world, but Freddy and Jason are no where near as physically repulsive as Smeg!

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    I think Smeg exists to make people feel better about themselves. If he didn't exist, we'd probably have to invent him.

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    Only a loser posts a thread about Smeg.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    Good excuse to post this.

    Lexa Doig:




    Smeg:

    Pretty different really.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
    smeg wins the attention he so desperately craves; dirty dog gets the additional page views and hits that are all important to him; and the usual idiots are being kept busy by occupational therapy, and are hopefully prevented from posting crap in more serious threads.
    what about my Mac threads ? pot kettle ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
    dirty dog gets the additional page views and hits that are all important to him;
    You really are thick, butterfly was right, smeg can only post in mkp, it is a hidden forum, posts don't count, it cannot be indexed by bots, it has no worth or value at all, thats right, none at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
    dirty dog gets the additional page views and hits that are all important to him;
    You really are thick, butterfly was right, smeg can only post in mkp, it is a hidden forum, posts don't count, it cannot be indexed by bots, it has no worth or value at all, thats right, none at all.
    So, what's the point, then? No extra page loads, no SEO for people looking for travel links, et? Think of the missed opportunities!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    You really are thick,
    I would have to agree with DD on this and very well articulated on his part.

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    Pronce. PH said so AGAIN!
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    Lexa Doig thread? Oh HELL yeah!




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    "smegma" (a whitishsebaceoussecretion that collects between the glans penis and foreskin or in the vulva), and that "smeg" was entirely made up.

    I always thought he was irritating but this quote from Wiki seems to sum him up.

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    Pronce. PH said so AGAIN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    I always thought he was irritating but this quote from Wiki seems to sum him up.
    Comparing him to that is an insult to white sebaceous secretions.

    DJ Prat would probably be happy to be associated with such noxious substances though, he could feed them to his relatives with the rohypnol before he buggers them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    "smegma" (a whitishsebaceoussecretion that collects between the glans penis and foreskin or in the vulva), and that "smeg" was entirely made up.

    I always thought he was irritating but this quote from Wiki seems to sum him up.
    Not just him, the other guy as well.

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    Smeghead was a popular phrase coined by Craig Charles in the late 80's series Red Dwarf.

    Me and all my mates watched the show and always called each other Smegheads. I would sometimes try to show off my knowledge by saying that Smeg was a brand of oven.

    That was until my mate Tony called one of us a Smeghead in front of our form room teacher, Mrs Withington, she was also our design teacher, a great failed set desiner and hard core feminazi, self confessed lesbian.

    She went absolutely nuts when she heard him say it and made him stay behind after school. In detention Tony asked what he'd said that was so bad and she angrily said:

    "Smeg!!! Don't you know what Smeg is?!!!"

    "Yes" Said Tony with the kind of look on his face where he didn't want to look stupid for not knowing about sex stuff. (we were all standing outside the window watching him get the bollocking and could hear every word)

    "What is it then?" She shouted

    "They make ovens." he replied

    "NO! I'll tell you what smeg is! Smeg is the whitish yellow discharge that forms under your foreskin next to your helmet! If you don't clean it, it goes crusty and the only way that the nurse can remove it is too give you an erection and then crack the end of you penis with the back of dessert spoon!!!!!" came the tirade.

    To this day I've got no idea how tony kept a straight face..? We'd all already dropped to our knee's in fits of laughter. After the rant Tony was dismissed and came out side and broke down clutching his stomach with the rest of us, but from then on we all associated Smeg with having your bellend smacked with the back of a dessert spoon.

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    Lexa Doig.

    Yummy.

    I want one.

    Can we just forget about smeg and post pictures of this uber babe instead please? Ta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    post pictures of this uber babe instead please?
    Yes and without the Smegma secretions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slackula View Post
    Lexa Doig thread? Oh HELL yeah!
    I wouldn't fuck her with your dick - nasty-looking bint if I ever saw one...

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