Thread: Thai People - How Dumb are they Really?

The Yams at my apartment turn the lights off at 5:45 AM eneryday.
Yesterday he did the same, but at this time of the year it is still quite dark at this time.
This morning he did the same and after a few seconds we heard a crash on the stairs.
The missus ran out to check and returned in fits of laughter.
What happenned, I asked: after a while she came out with: Yam, Yam mai hen.

First time I took my wifes brothers family to a hotel in Udon he complained about spend 300 baht for a nice hotel (few years ago) with no hot water. He never knew the tap went left and right, he just pulled it up and showered, brrrrr

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Aww, ain't that cute. 3 wittle kids playing with an 8 inch scissors.

Got to say one thing though, I never heard of a kid getting killed by running with scissors, hmmmmm??????

Originally Posted by Chong Boy

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Aww, ain't that cute. 3 wittle kids playing with an 8 inch scissors.

Got to say one thing though, I never heard of a kid getting killed by running with scissors, hmmmmm??????

That was on my grade 3 school report.

It ain't a case of how dumb the Thai's are, rather a case of how dumb the farangs are. I've lost count of the farangs that drift through here and get turned over by their lovely teelak's. Some people should never be allowed a passport.

Originally Posted by superman

It ain't a case of how dumb the Thai's are, rather a case of how dumb the farangs are. I've lost count of the farangs that drift through here and get turned over by their lovely teelak's. Some people should never be allowed a passport.

Thai female chinks aren't unique in their ability to lead men around by their dicks in order to separate them from their money.
What is unique is the entire immigration and foreign business rules are set up to facilitate this.
An entire country's cultural exchange with foreigners based on whoring out the women.

Twat Land

Originally Posted by noelbino

The Yams at my apartment turn the lights off at 5:45 AM eneryday.
Yesterday he did the same, but at this time of the year it is still quite dark at this time.
This morning he did the same and after a few seconds we heard a crash on the stairs.
The missus ran out to check and returned in fits of laughter.
What happenned, I asked: after a while she came out with: Yam, Yam mai hen.

Just shows how dumb you are you farkin Mick by quoting Thai on an English speaking forum. Farke off.

I find this hard to believe but :

There is a long running Thai T.V. show where officials ( police , doctors , civil servants etc ) write in and relate of their comical experiences when dealing with joe public.

One such district nurse , working up country had a patient who was given some condoms to prevent him augmenting his already burdensome family.
The nurse gave instructions on how to put on the condom to the not so bright patient.

A couple of months passed and the patient returned complaining that the condoms hadn't worked and his wife was pregnant again.
The nurse was surprised and asked if he had been using them properly.
The patient assured her that he had put them on before sex as per her instructions and to prove the point held up his thumb with a condom on.

This tale was passed off a true and was aired several years ago on .

Originally Posted by 12Call

Originally Posted by noelbino

The Yams at my apartment turn the lights off at 5:45 AM eneryday.
Yesterday he did the same, but at this time of the year it is still quite dark at this time.
This morning he did the same and after a few seconds we heard a crash on the stairs.
The missus ran out to check and returned in fits of laughter.
What happenned, I asked: after a while she came out with: Yam, Yam mai hen.

Just shows how dumb you are you farkin Mick by quoting Thai on an English speaking forum. Farke off.

Mai khao jai. Who in the fuck is Mick?
Ting Tong!

Originally Posted by 12Call

Originally Posted by noelbino

The Yams at my apartment turn the lights off at 5:45 AM eneryday.
Yesterday he did the same, but at this time of the year it is still quite dark at this time.
This morning he did the same and after a few seconds we heard a crash on the stairs.
The missus ran out to check and returned in fits of laughter.
What happenned, I asked: after a while she came out with: Yam, Yam mai hen.

Just shows how dumb you are you farkin Mick by quoting Thai on an English speaking forum. Farke off.

If you said this to every person here who wrote in either version of Thai you would have carpal tunnel.

Heres a funny one.
Mates wifes cat is a bit sick and his wife goes of to the 7/11 and starts chating with the young guy behind the counter about her sick cat. He tells her to give the cat some panadol
Its head blew up and its eyes nearly poped out but the cat did make a full recovery and is now back at home

Originally Posted by Ripley

Thai female chinks aren't unique in their ability to lead men around by their dicks in order to separate them from their money.
What is unique is the entire immigration and foreign business rules are set up to facilitate this.
An entire country's cultural exchange with foreigners based on whoring out the women.

Twat Land

Twat Land, Love it

You are spot on mate, but lets face facts. If I was little brown horn cracker I'd want a nice wedge to shag some of these fat, smelly, drunken, scum farangs.

Only fair I recon, the lovely girls have the pussy and the farang has the money, fair trade that one.

Every punter knows that it's the girls job to extract as much cash out of the farang except those dumb farangs who don't.

So when you way this scenario up the Thais get top points and the farangs go to the bottom of the class.

My Girlfriends a cashier in a bar, I reckon she's pretty smart.

why is she stealing and not been caught yet?

Originally Posted by crazy dog

why is she stealing and not been caught yet?

If your talking about my girl she wouldn't steal.

Originally Posted by mud

Originally Posted by crazy dog

why is she stealing and not been caught yet?

If your talking about my girl she wouldn't steal.

"my girl" sounds good

I bet a lot of blokes say that

A Thai lady i know rang me the other day from Khon Kaen to ask me if i could pass on the phone number of an acquaintance of mine to her. He had been out of the country for a while so i enquired if she knew whether he had returned.

She said she wasn't sure and then proceeded to ask me if i was in Thailand.

Friday, September 3, 2010
Doubts raised over ‘eggspecting mother’
LOEI: Villagers in Nong Hin District have been rushing to see a woman who had reportedly given birth to an egg.

At last report Chawee Chinchaiphum and her husband, Prayut, both 40, have not let anyone see the egg, but enterprising locals have been selling photos of the recently-arrived object for 10 baht each.

Demand has been so strong that the pictures have sold out many times.

Mr Prayuth said that around 9am on August 16, his wife, who was nine months pregnant, began to complain of stomach pains – pains identical to contractions as if she were ready to give birth.

Mr Prayuth called an ambulance, but when it arrived Mrs Chawee refused to get in. Eventually the ambulance left – without her.

At 11:30 am, Mrs Chawee shouted that she had just given birth to something, Mr Prayut explained. When he went to see, he found only an egg-like object approximately three centimeters long covered in blood.

Mr Prayut washed the “egg”, dusted it with talcum powder and placed it on a tray.

Word of the mysterious birth soon made its way through the village, prompting curious neighbors into coming round and asking to see the newborn.

Mrs Chawee, however, refused to let anyone come in to see her or her egg.

Another mystery yet to be unraveled, however, is that somehow someone took a photo of the egg.

Police Sen Sgt Maj Prayan Somkhan said that when he heard the news he led a team of three officers to investigate.

Mrs Chawee, however, was steadfast in her resolve and refused to let them see.

Before leaving, the officers warned Mr Prayut that if the story turned out to be pure fabrication, the couple would be charged with deceiving the public.

Sen Sgt Maj Prayan said he was a tad suspicious of why Mrs Chawee refused to get in the ambulance when it came to take her to hospital.

An intrepid reporter for Khao Sod daily news began investigating the story of Mrs Chawee and the egg, and went to the clinic where Mr Prayut said he had taken his wife for her prenatal care. Staff at the clinic confirmed they had indeed seen Mrs Chawee, but said that she was tended to for stomach pains – not pregnancy.

Dr Wiwat Korwiriyakamon of the Loei Public Health Office, said that he, local police and the District Chief, would visit the couple to discover the real facts behind the story.
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Source: Khao Sod

Originally Posted by Happyman

Mrs Chawee, however, refused to let anyone come in to see her or her egg.

More puzzling than the miracle birth is how did someone manage to photograph the egg ?

If they're not marrying snakes, they're giving birth to eggs.

There really is no hope for these 'people'.

Originally Posted by Happyman

Friday, September 3, 2010
Doubts raised over ‘eggspecting mother’
LOEI: Villagers in Nong Hin District have been rushing to see a woman who had reportedly given birth to an egg.source: Khao Sod

I recon she had a massive night on the lao kao passed out and a chook took up residence in her arsehole.

The chook layed the egg in her shitter hole and then she shat it out when she woke up.

Something like that anyway.

Originally Posted by terry57

Quote: Originally Posted by Happyman View Post Friday, September 3, 2010 Doubts raised over ‘eggspecting mother’ LOEI: Villagers in Nong Hin District have been rushing to see a woman who had reportedly given birth to an egg.source: Khao Sod I recon she had a massive night on the lao kao passed out and a chook took up residence in her arsehole. The chook layed the egg in her shitter hole and then she shat it out when she woke up. Something like that anyway.

And that's not dumb at all, is it tezzy?

But, ok, you probably reckon its "funny".

Well done.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

And that's not dumb at all, is it tezzy? But, ok, you probably reckon its "funny". Well done.

watch out, massive invective heading your way

Originally Posted by DrAndy

watch out, massive invective heading your way

Can't wait.

You never know there might be something original.....

Not.

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