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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    Fuck off both of you.....I have an ability that I fine tuned during my days in the air......no fucking way you 2 old dudes are more situationaly aware than me......make me larf it does.
    Off we go Peter. Us doddering old farts have nothing to add. Nawty's fine tuned situational awareness will save the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate
    Admit it, you just cannae drive.
    Driven more miles than you lot for sure......drove around Australia 3 times....both ways......and all around Thailand.

    Only hit a Buffalo once and a few rabbits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate
    Admit it, you just cannae drive.
    Driven more miles than you lot for sure......drove around Australia 3 times....both ways......and all around Thailand.

    Only hit a Buffalo once and a few rabbits.
    How did that trip from Bangkok to Bali go ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    How did that trip from Bangkok to Bali go ?
    Not yet......had an accident

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    Third accident in 18 months
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    not my fault again
    You need to be taught to drive.

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    Fuck off doodles.....I was driving when you were still sucking your daddies titties.

    I have only had 1 motorbike accident......7 car accidents.......3 helicopter incidents (not accidents).....and 6 horse accidents......in over 30 years of such activities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post

    Had another fucking accident on way home....not my fault again at least by my reckoning....but the cnuts had a different opinion.

    Third accident in 18 months, first 2 not my fault and insurance sorted it and the wrong party admitted both times.

    This time i knew I was right....but.
    Of course it wasn't your fault Nawty, never is

    Takes two to make and collision, even if the other party is a tree.
    I have been driving and riding all over Thailand for 15 years, not had one collision, and you have had how many in the last 18 months ? oh Yes, 3.

    Time for a bit of a skill upgrade me thinks, or a new set of spectacles..
    Sounds to me that your driving skills are worse than the average Thai female.
    Schadenfreude.

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    Awesome......the weak minded one has paid me a visit......

    DirtyDoggy....is the ignore button working or a bit faulty these days ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    and 6 horse accidents......in over 30 years of such activities.
    Explains a lot........I thought you walked a bit funny there matey.

    So then you do have a lot in common with Chrusty Sweet after all........

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    If I didn't keep my wits about me, I would have an accident every week, but senile as I am I am constantly on the look out for potential problems, and drive bearing in mind that most of the people driving in this country just don't have the skills that one should have, to be safe control of a vehicle. The trick to survival on the roads here is to improve your own awareness to make up for the deficiencies in other road users. You obviously have some way to go.
    Second that. Live in a country where the electricity, water internet etc doesn't flow. Why would the traffic go by the book ?
    Read the traffic and no sudden movements.

    No standing up for your rights when I have kids in the car. Basta

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge
    No standing up for your rights when I have kids in the car. Basta
    Bugger me blind . . . Helge seems to come up with the most pivotal and sensible post evry bloody time . . . Geez, another green for Helge . . .

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    If you get shunted up the arse end, it is your fault. Never leave yourself in a situation where left or right isn't an option.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    So then you do have a lot in common with Chrusty Sweet after all........
    I never declared otherwise....mentioned it many times to her.....specially in jail as i thought she might like to smell my sweaty thighs when i use me saddle soap to bathe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    If you get shunted up the arse end, it is your fault. Never leave yourself in a situation where left or right isn't an option.

    In a perfect world....

    Another comment from someone that does not, or cannot drive here.....sheesh.

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    so can i have the phone number??

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    You have my number already.

    If you want the Swiss art deco guys.....sure...up to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    If you get shunted up the arse end, it is your fault. Never leave yourself in a situation where left or right isn't an option.

    In a perfect world....

    Another comment from someone that does not, or cannot drive here.....sheesh.
    Here's another useless tip from the withnall book of useless driving tips. Instead of using a mirror attached to the end of a three foot stick, simply polish your toecaps to a high gloss. This enables you to check the underside of your vehicle for incendiary devices without drawing attention to the fact that you are doing it. It worked for me. Never got blown up.

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    So is the OP going to learn to drive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    So is the OP going to learn to drive?
    When you learn to satisfy ya missus....

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    Hows your car insurance going Nawty? They looking after all the repairs?

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    Yeah so far.....but we gave the insurance company what for yesterday as the guy they sent to inspect was a dork and never bothered to enquire about the drivers whiskey content.

    Shall be changing company at end of year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    When you learn to satisfy ya missus..
    Aww, you are awfully defensive.

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    sorry if that one hurt........really...

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