Off we go Peter. Us doddering old farts have nothing to add. Nawty's fine tuned situational awareness will save the day.Originally Posted by Nawty
Off we go Peter. Us doddering old farts have nothing to add. Nawty's fine tuned situational awareness will save the day.Originally Posted by Nawty
Driven more miles than you lot for sure......drove around Australia 3 times....both ways......and all around Thailand.Originally Posted by Travelmate
Only hit a Buffalo once and a few rabbits.
Not yet......had an accidentOriginally Posted by Sir Wilson
Originally Posted by NawtyYou need to be taught to drive.Originally Posted by Nawty
Fuck off doodles.....I was driving when you were still sucking your daddies titties.
I have only had 1 motorbike accident......7 car accidents.......3 helicopter incidents (not accidents).....and 6 horse accidents......in over 30 years of such activities.
Awesome......the weak minded one has paid me a visit......
DirtyDoggy....is the ignore button working or a bit faulty these days ??
Explains a lot........I thought you walked a bit funny there matey.Originally Posted by Nawty
So then you do have a lot in common with Chrusty Sweet after all........
Second that. Live in a country where the electricity, water internet etc doesn't flow. Why would the traffic go by the book ?Originally Posted by peterpan
Read the traffic and no sudden movements.
No standing up for your rights when I have kids in the car. Basta
Bugger me blind . . . Helge seems to come up with the most pivotal and sensible post evry bloody time . . . Geez, another green for Helge . . .Originally Posted by helge
If you get shunted up the arse end, it is your fault. Never leave yourself in a situation where left or right isn't an option.
I never declared otherwise....mentioned it many times to her.....specially in jail as i thought she might like to smell my sweaty thighs when i use me saddle soap to bathe.Originally Posted by Loy Toy
so can i have the phone number??
You have my number already.
If you want the Swiss art deco guys.....sure...up to you.
Here's another useless tip from the withnall book of useless driving tips. Instead of using a mirror attached to the end of a three foot stick, simply polish your toecaps to a high gloss. This enables you to check the underside of your vehicle for incendiary devices without drawing attention to the fact that you are doing it. It worked for me. Never got blown up.
So is the OP going to learn to drive?
When you learn to satisfy ya missus....Originally Posted by English Noodles
Hows your car insurance going Nawty? They looking after all the repairs?
Yeah so far.....but we gave the insurance company what for yesterday as the guy they sent to inspect was a dork and never bothered to enquire about the drivers whiskey content.
Shall be changing company at end of year.
Aww, you are awfully defensive.Originally Posted by Nawty
sorry if that one hurt........really...
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