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    Only in Bangkok

    I arrived in Bangkok on a stopover for 5 days about 6 years ago. A little tired, but showered and went downstairs to the bar for a cold beer. Nice hotel, in soi 15.
    Sitting quietly, i am joined by a Swedish gentleman and i made the mistake of owning up to this being my first visit to BKK. He was already 3 sheets to the wind and drinking large vodkas with a beer on the side. He has told me where all the best bars are, how much to pay, etc......my brain is dribbling out of my ears, i need to escape. I declare hunger and get up to leave, must find a reasturant and want a walk, he decides to join me.....oh no, but confident i can lose him, we leave together.

    I reach Suk and lose him in about 4 mins, went to soi 8 bar ate crap food but cold beer. I realise how tired i am and return to my hotel, its now about 20.00hrs

    Deep deep sleep, then hammering at the door, i stagger to my door and look through the spy hole, its not someone at my door its a lady desperatly trying to get in the room opposite (the drunk Swede's i find out later).

    She is completly naked apart from high heels, beautifull black hair down to her wasit.
    She is knocking and calling, no joy, after a few minutes i open my door and ask if i can help.....she turns round.........she has a really lovely face, tears, outstanding pert breasts, slim waist... and a dick bigger than mine!
    Oh why did i open the bloody door?....It would seem she had left the bedroom to dispose of a condom(which is now on the floor between us) mistook the front door for the bathroom and got locked out. The drunk boyfriend must have passed out.

    I go quickly to my room and give her/him a pair of my boxers and a tee shirt, 100bht wish him/her good luck and retire to my room......stunned.

    I really am exhusted, must sleep and get this crazy start out of my head.

    The phone rings, its now 14.00hrs in the afternoon, i answer, its reception, sir, please there is a ladyboy in the lobby and she wants to know if you want your underwear back!!!! snigger, snigger.

    I never share a beer under any circumstances with Swedes now.

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    Only in Bangkok!

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    Familiar circumstances in Bangkok.

    Only in Bangkok!

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    hilarious story, that's great. Thank-you for sharing.

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    And that, your honour, explains how the ladyboy got hold of my underwear, not a word of a lie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bower View Post
    .. and a dick bigger than mine!.
    I HATE it when this happens
    There canít be good living where there is not good drinking

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    Great tale Bower, av a green for your troubles

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    Well i enjoyed the story.

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    Great story Bower. Reminds me of my first visit here.....but the less said about that the better. Thanks for the laugh.

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