Oh shit it's a snake

**mrsquirrel** · 28-09-2006, 06:49 AM

I just went out to one of the out houses to get a cardboard box.

I picked it up and I had put other cardboard boxes inside it.

So being my ususal lazy self I just tipped it upside down.

As I was doing this I thought that there might be a snake inside.

Fuck me backwards with a boa a fucking meter and a bit long black snake fell out.

I ran in one direction and it slithered off in the other.

Still shaking now.

It was a frog in my shoe on Monday.

**Bung** · 28-09-2006, 07:10 AM

Precisely why my "outhouse" is now sealed up.

I even put a "draught" strip on the bottom of the door.

I got tired of suprises like that.

Had to beat a snake out of my shed once with the mrs yelling at me from upstairs about not hurting it.

Yeah right. I didn't hurt it (much) but gave it the equivalent of a good kick up the arse on it's way out.

**MeMock** · 28-09-2006, 07:14 AM

I bet it eats the rabbit.

**RandomChances** · 28-09-2006, 09:12 AM

^ I was going to put that....snakes love rabbit, they'll be coming from miles around

**mrsquirrel** · 28-09-2006, 09:17 AM

Thinking about it now. I am so happy I didn't put my hand in to pull out the boxes.

Thank fuck I am a lazy bastard.

**slimboyfat** · 28-09-2006, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

I just went out to one of the out houses to get a cardboard box.

I picked it up and I had put other cardboard boxes inside it.

So being my ususal lazy self I just tipped it upside down.

As I was doing this I thought that there might be a snake inside.

Fuck me backwards with a boa a fucking meter and a bit long black snake fell out.

I ran in one direction and it slithered off in the other.

Still shaking now.

It was a frog in my shoe on Monday.

it sounds like Animal Planet could find a worthy succesor to Steve Irwin right here on TeakDoor

**spliff** · 28-09-2006, 09:36 AM

Two snakes recently...both baby cobras one found in my sister in laws bedroom and promptly disbatched. Next one observed in some grass directly under my sister in law while she was doing the washing up outside of the house...didn't kill it...threw it in a nearby rice paddy.

**mrsquirrel** · 28-09-2006, 10:09 AM

Spliff

Why did you throw your sister and law in the rice paddy?

**kingwilly** · 28-09-2006, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by MeMock

I bet it eats the rabbit.

theres a plan mate! feed the rabbit poison and then when the snake eats it you be killing 2 birds with the one stone ... as it were.

**friscofrankie** · 28-09-2006, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Spliff

Why did you throw your sister and law in the rice paddy?

Because the snake wouldn't bite her?

**spliff** · 29-09-2006, 07:59 AM

Didn't say I threw her in, I threw the snake in (on the end of a long pole..it had it's wind up pretty well), anyway my little sis is na-rak maak-lai, I wouldn't throw her in a rice paddy...well maybe if she stopped being extra friendly...

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