I just went out to one of the out houses to get a cardboard box.

I picked it up and I had put other cardboard boxes inside it.

So being my ususal lazy self I just tipped it upside down.

As I was doing this I thought that there might be a snake inside.

Fuck me backwards with a boa a fucking meter and a bit long black snake fell out.

I ran in one direction and it slithered off in the other.

Still shaking now.

It was a frog in my shoe on Monday.