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    Thieving

    So your in the bank and some delightful little lady... recent uni graduate, hair worn in bun, still living with mother and father, wears a pair of fashionable spectacles, drives a honda click, pretends she doesn't like it up the batty...is counting out 17 billion baht in front of you and just leaves it on the side as she wanders of to think about rice and sleep..Hmmm, thats a lot of cash what what...only one armed guard to beat on the way out and he's thinking about the delightful little lady's batty and noodles.

    It seriously can't be that hard...

    Any volunteers for a getaway driver?

    I can provide the Honda Wave for a sure fire escape..

    p.s No time wasters please

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    Are you sure it is 17 Billion baht? Cos I aint bothering for only 15 Billion baht...

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    I could provide the Little Kitty rucksack to put the dosh in.

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    inciting a robbery is a jail-able offence.
    Suggest you go back to the jungle and live off the land.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate
    inciting a robbery is a jail-able offence.
    ...Damn..knew I should've put this in Members..

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    Got a somchai disguise ?

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    More details are needed.
    Is it a pert girly bottom? Does she have a wispy tash? What colour is her hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Any volunteers for a getaway driver?
    Plain to see the reason for the question. Weight of the driver plus a big sack filled with 17 billion will hardly make for a quick get away.


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    I had the same experience in the bank last week. In fact it happens all the time.

    For some reason they love to display huge amounts of cash on a desk just behind the teller, almost within arms reach.

    There's probably a deep phsychological theory behind their actions, but basically I think their just simple cunts that like to make you feel small and insignificunt.
    "The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."

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    Saw the same about a year ago in our local KTB. A huge pile of cash that covered a table was being counted out and placed in 10 large holdalls In front of all the customers.

    6 guys carried it out of the bank and drove off in a couple of pickups without police escort. Heard later it was the local government budget being handed out to the umphurs.

    Now a possible explanation on why some people aren’t worried about leaving large amounts in plain view.

    There was a guy assassinated opposite the local hospital in daylight with plenty of witnesses around. Turned out he had robbed a local gold shop a few weeks before.

    Local gossip has it the assassination was carried out by police under gold shop employ to deter further robberies. It made the papers but no effort was made to catch the gunman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharleyFarley View Post
    I had the same experience in the bank last week. In fact it happens all the time.

    For some reason they love to display huge amounts of cash on a desk just behind the teller, almost within arms reach.

    There's probably a deep phsychological theory behind their actions, but basically I think their just simple cunts that like to make you feel small and insignificunt.
    It's all a show Charly, like the way they like to dispay as much gold as they can, I'm sure it's nothing persoal mate, just face, "look at me I'm important" I find this kind of dispay very amusing. It reminds me of me when I was fourteen

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    Hey, in my little local Swiss bank they do the same. Leave all those tempting 1000 franc notes looking at me and saying take me take me i am all alone.

    But they also have hi tech security cameras too. Probs why they can leave the cash lying around. And i don't have a hoodie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    Hey, in my little local Swiss bank they do the same. Leave all those tempting 1000 franc notes looking at me and saying take me take me i am all alone.
    The money from all that looted Nazi gold is being guarded around the clock by stern faced men, with large chunky red pen-knives. Please don't worry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    Hey, in my little local Swiss bank they do the same. Leave all those tempting 1000 franc notes looking at me and saying take me take me i am all alone.
    English banks wouldnt dare do that, far to vulgar a display for us reserved types

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