Thread: New maid needs knobbing

She appears to have at least one breast, which is good.

She's taking care of LD and two other kids at the time, her cat walk outfit isnt conducive to running around wiping snotty noses
^^^

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Yes of course the one standing up, the one sitting down is LD

Just checking.............

Thanks

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Might help you mate.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

She appears to have at least one breast, which is good.

Oh they are both good, got a three finger birth too she has

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

Mate of mine used to bang his maid until wheels came right off.

The Guard told his wife he'd seen the maid leaving the condo at 3am while the wife was away on business.

That Fokin cost him.

What, he cut the ballz off the guard??? You drop my arse in the frying pan, I cut off your ballz... Sounds fair to me...

Originally Posted by jandajoy

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Might help you mate.

yes I know she looks a little Quassie in this photo but her spine is just fine mate and only ever causes her a problem when I'm crawling over it

Originally Posted by Sdigit

but her spine is just fine mate

We are relieved........

Nice, a man of his word.

Originally Posted by Sdigit

got a three finger birth too she has

What the hells that?

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by Sdigit

but her spine is just fine mate

We are relieved........

Oh dont misunderstand me JJ, I wouldnt mind doing a hunchback, like a go on a midget too.....might be interesting

^^ I am not sure, but it sounds like almost fisting

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

What the hells that?

Methinks he meant

berth

as in

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berth_%28moorings%29

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Nice, a man of his word.

Originally Posted by Sdigit

got a three finger birth too she has

What the hells that?

Imagine nice slim fit pair of legs, now imagine the top of the legs where they meet the pussy.....
Now put your first three fingers together and place them horizontally between the little gap at the top of the legs directly under the pussy without touching the legs....And thats the three finger birth

Basis that photo I would just keep her as a maid and forget about the knobbing.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

What the hells that?

Methinks he meant

berth

as in

Berth (moorings) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Yes thats it... sorry my appaolling speeling

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Basis that photo I would just keep her as a maid and forget about the knobbing.

Things have taken a turn for the worse Slim, she definitely wants more than being a nanny...this is unacceptable to me so unless I can broker a deal she'll be off back to London.

It's at time like this that a mans resolve is tested to the max

Hang in there mate....

But if she is off, then don't forget to get a quickie in before she goes, for old times sake like.

It'd be rude not to

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Hang in there mate....

But if she is off, then don't forget to get a quickie in before she goes, for old times sake like.

It'd be rude not to

Got the ropes and hand cuff on standby already

mate, all i got to add is, maybe its time to get the 'snip', i did mine years ago and bloody glad i did, you,ve had your kids, now have your fun..some silly bint threw it in my missus face years ago, said i,d knocked her up, the missus carved her up full well knowing i been shooting blanks for years

Originally Posted by nedwalk

mate, all i got to add is, maybe its time to get the 'snip', i did mine years ago and bloody glad i did, you,ve had your kids, now have your fun..some silly bint threw it in my missus face years ago, said i,d knocked her up, the missus carved her up full well knowing i been shooting blanks for years

It does seem to be the most sensible option dont it Ned, I'll not want another kid, LD is more than enough for me.

Any ways it doesnt look good with this one now, negotiations are ar a standstill,

I've found some resolve and she dont like it, I think she'll be gone in the morning.

Originally Posted by Sdigit

I've found some resolve and she dont like it, I think she'll be gone in the morning.

Those Flippas aren't stupid

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga, but she ain't maiding for no broke nigga

Originally Posted by Sdigit

I've found some resolve and she dont like it, I think she'll be gone in the morning.

She is trying to get the maximum out of you, permits, visas - whatever. Flippies are far more sneaky than Thais.

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga, but she ain't maiding for no broke nigga

Word up!

Originally Posted by panama hat

She is trying to get the maximum out of you, permits, visas - whatever. Flippies are far more sneaky than Thais.

She doesn't need a visa, she had one already.
She has never asked for more money than her agreed wages.
I'm thinking her time in the smoke wasnt all smiles and roses and now she's looking for a permanent home, not a job.

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga, but she ain't maiding for no broke nigga

Word up!

Word up indeed.
Anyway its all done and dusted now, no compromise has been reached and she'll be off back to the Smoke in the morning so thats that.

Now I just got to get through the night

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Anyway its all done and dusted now, no compromise has been reached and she'll be off back to the Smoke in the morning so thats that.

Right