Crying in the toilet over 45 Baht!

**wefearourdespot** · 02-04-2010, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

This Country really has no future, it is going to be well fucked by Korea, Cambodia, Laos in the not to long future, these fucking idiots cannot learn, they are the dinosaurs of Asia, and soon will be extinct!

Aren't Isaan people ethnically Lao ?
Anyway I can hardly see Thailand fucked by Laos or Cambo for a very loong time ... those two countries are at least 30 years behind , and strangled by even more corrupted and inefficient governments.

**Spin** · 02-04-2010, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

is it difficult to understand, prioritising things? putting things in a level of importance?

The average western educated human have brains that tend to be ordered, structured in way that allows thought processes to assess, calculate and analyse various situations and deal with them in a logical and beneficial order and manner.
This includes the ability to assign additional care to what is important / serious / critical, as opposed to trivial / irrelevant.

For those humans educated here in the lost world known as Thailand, a giant trick has been played on the masses where they have been fooled into thinking they are something that they are clearly not. This trick has kept the masses poor and the rich rich and this will continue until the end of time.

In short, a couple of photos can be substituted to explain what I'm going on about.

Farang brain:

Thai brain:

**Butterfly** · 02-04-2010, 10:11 PM

this is fucking hilarious, great thread

this is what happened when you get married to peasants and live with their family

that said, you got to accept them, the fault is on your side, not theirs. You are obviously disrespectful to their line of thinking, no matter how superior you think you are !!!

**SunTzu** · 02-04-2010, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

This Country really has no future, . . . . . . blah blah blah nonsense . . . . . and soon will be extinct!

If you're reduced to crying in the johns over 45 bahts, and ready to making a scene and spoilling the mood with your tee-rak who probably is ready to spread herself in two for you, you're the one DINOSAUR who hasn't got a clue nor a future.

Bet you'll be extinct first...

**AntRobertson** · 02-04-2010, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

this is what happened when you get married to peasants and live with their family

This thread -- and all the others like it -- can be best described as: guy marries girl from uneducated, rural, background; guy is surprised when girl acts like she comes from uneducated, rural, background; guy gets angry and rants and vents at situation of his own making that he can't change; and for good measure decides that because he married girl from uneducated, rural, background then everyone else must have as well... Ironically illustrating his own lack of education.

**SunTzu** · 02-04-2010, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

is it difficult to understand, prioritising things? putting things in a level of importance?

says the man who cries over a pan of oil

hilarious thread :555:

**Spin** · 03-04-2010, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

and for good measure decides that because he married girl from uneducated, rural, background then everyone else must have as well..

I must have missed the bit where he did this, he's ranting about his own family, but others?

**Missismiggins** · 03-04-2010, 03:47 AM

stupis is as stupid does!

**Missismiggins** · 03-04-2010, 03:48 AM

Originally Posted by Spin

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

is it difficult to understand, prioritising things? putting things in a level of importance?

The average western educated human have brains that tend to be ordered, structured in way that allows thought processes to assess, calculate and analyse various situations and deal with them in a logical and beneficial order and manner.
This includes the ability to assign additional care to what is important / serious / critical, as opposed to trivial / irrelevant.

For those humans educated here in the lost world known as Thailand, a giant trick has been played on the masses where they have been fooled into thinking they are something that they are clearly not. This trick has kept the masses poor and the rich rich and this will continue until the end of time.

In short, a couple of photos can be substituted to explain what I'm going on about.

Farang brain:

Thai brain:

In A Fucking Nutshell!
And it has nothing really to do with 45 baht of oil, it is the principal!

It doesn't matter what it costs, it is the fact that they continually WASTE money, be it 45 baht or 45 million, they simply keep wasting money due to their stupidity, they will not listen, will not think, will not plan ahead.

The only thing these people think about is HERE and NOW! - tomorrow never comes for them, the concept of preparing for the future does not exist! It is like a rollercoaster to hell! and you cannot get off!

Yet another example - say for instance you are trying to save money - you thern go downstairs in the middle of the night, the radio is left on for the fucking cats, and at least 10 lights!

"Why have you left the lights on all night?" ...."For Good Luck"

for good luck? whose fucking good luck? The Electric companys'? it certainly doesn't feel like good luck coming my way!

Most of the world is trying to save energy, turning lights off at night, and these fucking idiots are burning it for "GOOD LUCK" - it's fucking "GOOD LUCK" that they are not paying the bill! CRETINS!

**peterpan** · 03-04-2010, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

...."For Good Luck"

On the subject of Good Luck. A friend has a stepdaughter who was born with a dark pigmented facial birth Mark, besides the point, but she's a pretty girl with a lovely nature.
Friend wants to get the birthmark removed which can be done.
Was told by the Grand mother, cannot do as the birthmark is "Good luck".
How the hell can a large facial deformity be Good Luck?

**Butterfly** · 03-04-2010, 07:49 AM

for now the stupid one is you, I mean what you were thinking when you moved there ???

would you move in a trailer park with white trash in West Virginia ? you would probably hear the same story and be exposed to the same line of thinking

you are out of your league here, that's all

**robuzo** · 03-04-2010, 08:43 AM

After five years together, my wife now is willing to say, "I made a mistake, it's my fault," when she messes up, without going into a crying jag, etc. The problem is, she seems to think the expression also means, "Problem solved." In the end, it's the laying of blame that seems to be the most important issue in disputes in Asia (not only in Thailand by any means), when rationally speaking that is not the important issue at all.

**patsycat** · 03-04-2010, 08:47 AM

Nivea cream makes your skin all nice and smooth and silky.

**SunTzu** · 03-04-2010, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

you are out of your league here, that's all

not so sure about that, could be quite befitting in fact

**sunsetter** · 03-04-2010, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by patsycat

Nivea cream makes your skin all nice and smooth and silky.

im blaming you for global warming

**Thetyim** · 03-04-2010, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

How the hell can a large facial deformity be Good Luck?

Parents cannot sell her

**Thetyim** · 03-04-2010, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by robuzo

it's the laying of blame that seems to be the most important issue in disputes

Agreed.
If a worker drills a hole in a water pipe, he is happy to repair it as long as you accept the blame because you didn't tell him it was there.

**DrAndy** · 03-04-2010, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

They are a bunch of fucking drama queens

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

BUT THEY NEVER LISTEN!!!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

there is no apology coming from me!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

BUT THEY NEVER LISTEN!!!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I try to help them out, I have been down to old daddy throat cancers house the past week trying to fix his pump, so he can water the Lam yai. everytime I ask, "is the pump working?" I get the same reply "NO"

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

BUT THEY NEVER LISTEN!!!

Originally Posted by slackula

continuously insulting one's wife on a public forum is kind of odd

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

THE RABID DRUNKEN VILE SPOUTING HATE FORUM!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

So I told my wife at least 3 times, and what happens today?

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

BUT THEY NEVER LISTEN!!!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

The filter is left on as she feeds the Fish!!!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

No, I am not a bully,

sounds like a good life

Have you thought of contacting Smeg for some advice?

**DrAndy** · 03-04-2010, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

stupis is as stupid does!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

In A Fucking Nutshell! And it has nothing really to do with 45 baht of oil, it is the principal!

poor Miggins

What sort of life did you have in England before?

**robuzo** · 03-04-2010, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

stupis is as stupid does!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

In A Fucking Nutshell! And it has nothing really to do with 45 baht of oil, it is the principal!

poor Miggins

45 baht is not a lot of principal; is it the interest rate that is the problem?

**teddy** · 03-04-2010, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

in fact the whores are much more honest!

Yep, they constantly tell me what a good shag I am

**FlyFree** · 03-04-2010, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Originally Posted by peterpan

How the hell can a large facial deformity be Good Luck?

Parents cannot sell her

Are you Ozzie? If not, I'll green ya.

**ralphinlaos** · 03-04-2010, 02:10 PM

Oh, missismiggins, I feel your pain. And to those castigating you, it's a helluva lot better to vent your anger on these boards than to take it out on your wife (maybe you do both, I don't know).

Anyway, this is the funniest thread I have read in a long time. As Martha says to George, "I love your anger."

So, what's happening today, what's the latest?

**sunsetter** · 03-04-2010, 02:17 PM

^ could be lots of things

a) miggins has took the family for a day out to restore balance

b) miggins is in jail ( proper police associated type lock up)

c) round 2 ensued last night and the missus got the better of him ( gone to hospital)

d) doubtful but could be true, she said sorry for acting like a baby and its back to normal in the miggins household

afternoon mm, hope all is well

**noelbino** · 03-04-2010, 07:04 PM

Can we go back to the start?
I'm completely lost as to what this rant is about.
OP, please take a Bex and have a good lie down.

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