Thread: The ten commandments - How many have you broken?

Broke them all except #6.

But with the prat of a neighbour I have I might have done the full set before too long !

Some bugger voted 10. I knew I should have made it a public poll.

All....

3, 4, & 7, not bad for an old 'un!

Originally Posted by Mr Lick

3, 4, & 7, not bad for an old 'un!

We all did them before we hit 15. Wimp.

8 is my tally

Don't follow such Christian-based standards.....so all is quite moot.

Mr Lick:- 3, 4, & 7, not bad for an old 'un!

We all did them before we hit 15. Wimp.




I'm just a soft southerner Fred, clearly not quite as 'manly' as Yorkshiremen!

9 of them last week.

And ,hopefully,at least 5 next week.

Ye 9 from 10. Took care of number 5.

Originally Posted by benbaaa

I attempted to carve a wooden fish

The symbol of Christianity. Allowed and encouraged. Go in peace my son.

Three.

Why do I have to live by the ten commandments?
What have some old geezer's writing to do with my life?
Should we follow everything that is written 2000 and more years ago?
People that believe that should seriously thinking about consulting a shrink.
But this doesn't mean I think it is ok to steal, kill or lie, I just think it is common knowledge among humans and that I don't need a old friggin book to teach me that.

Originally Posted by mr Fred

1 “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.
3 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
5 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
6 “You shall not murder.
7 “You shall not commit adultery.
8 “You shall not steal.
9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.”

I've done 9 of them, Many several times.

How many have you managed and will St Peter give you a and send you to hell?

No. 1 I am NOT From Egypt - exempt!

No.2 I don't carve things, sharp objects are best kept away.

No. 3 ....well got to own up to that one!

No.4 ..fuck that!

No, 5 I doubt it mate! The rest is by the by!

I think I have broken most of them apart from 9 and 10, and maybe 6..does killing cats dogs mice hamsters fish pets etc. count as murder? If not then I am as clean as a fucking whistle...but surely the manner in which you kill cats dogs mice and the like, should have been written into the commandments?

for instance...can god forgive me for drowning in luke warm water a batch of unwanted kittens?...like would that be OK by your religious standards?

What if I put a baby kitten in a microwave? it still died...is their a price to pay?

There seems quite a bit in these 10 rules of rubbish that forbid fornicating with neighbours and other peoples wives.

Is this why the Catholic church seems to find it acceptable to bugger kids? I see nothing in the 10 commandments that forbids Priests to anally rape or orally rape children under 16?

Must be some pastime they can confess and say sorry for just before they die, thus ensuring a nice safe trip to heaven while they still have blood and shit on the end of their dicks!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

No. 1 I am NOT From Egypt - exempt!

No.2 I don't carve things, sharp objects are best kept away.

No. 3 ....well got to own up to that one!

No.4 ..fuck that!

No, 5 I doubt it mate! The rest is by the by!

I think I have broken most of them apart from 9 and 10, and maybe 6..does killing cats dogs mice hamsters fish pets etc. count as murder? If not then I am as clean as a fucking whistle...but surely the manner in which you kill cats dogs mice and the like, should have been written into the commandments?

for instance...can god forgive me for drowning in luke warm water a batch of unwanted kittens?...like would that be OK by your religious standards?

What if I put a baby kitten in a microwave? it still died...is their a price to pay?

There seems quite a bit in these 10 rules of rubbish that forbid fornicating with neighbours and other peoples wives.

Is this why the Catholic church seems to find it acceptable to bugger kids? I see nothing in the 10 commandments that forbids Priests to anally rape or orally rape children under 16?

Must be some pastime they can confess and say sorry for just before they die, thus ensuring a nice safe trip to heaven while they still have blood and shit on the end of their dicks!

1 - How about the house of bondage, been to one?
2 - No sharps, how about pricks?
3 - ok
4 - That's a 'yes' then.
5 - If not honour you should murder them if you want to guarantee your place in hell.
9 - can be a laugh and 10 is fun. You should def go for that one.

I don't think there were any microwaves when old Moses was hanging around up mountains for God. The old sod even had to walk back down 'cos the number 28 bus was not invented until the best part of 2000 years later.
I think the puppies would have to be done in cold water really. Why he hell would you wan to heat it up? Not like they need to be comfortable in their last seconds.
I think Catholic priests shagging kids would be covered by number 10 so I suppose that would send them to hell unless they got together for a gang bang and all forgave each other as they got of the bod.

I'm only happy there is no mention of sheep in there.

Every time I use that thing I get dreams about KW having my arse for his carnal pleasure..

never murdered anyone.
have killed.

I killed a few insects and a pigeon. Does that count?

I don't believe in god either, but these old basic rules of society still stand the test of time for encouraging reasonably civilised behaviour.

It seems that the invention of rampant consumerism and religious differences has led us to add a few more complex rules to the way we should behave.
Remove these two problems, and the old rules would still suffice for believers and non believers.

If shooting a dog counts then all 10.

I did have a good reason. He wouldn't stop chasing the neighbours cattle.

Originally Posted by MeMock

Three.

I am shocked.

Thou shalt commit sodomy

Thou shalt commit incest with a first cousin

Thou shalt urinate in a public thoroughfare