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    Beer o'clock

    marvelous





    Happy Hour™ was started in 2007 when I was traveling on a long road trip to the East Coast. I was wondering "what on Earth could make it easier to have a cold beer?" (Yes, it had been a long trip). I looked at my watch and my mind started going. Countless 12 packs later, hours of design & research and many meetings with drinkers, lawyers and friends, I had come up with a product unlike any other.
    http://www.happyhourtimepieces.com/index.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    marvelous





    Happy Hour™ was started in 2007 when I was traveling on a long road trip to the East Coast. I was wondering "what on Earth could make it easier to have a cold beer?" (Yes, it had been a long trip). I looked at my watch and my mind started going. Countless 12 packs later, hours of design & research and many meetings with drinkers, lawyers and friends, I had come up with a product unlike any other.
    http://www.happyhourtimepieces.com/index.html
    why do you try to sell this pice of shith

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    That would only be of interest to poofs and fags. Real men open bottles with their teeth, the lid of another bottle, a lighter, or they simply have a hot female do it for them.
    Last edited by Spin; 11-03-2010 at 09:34 AM.

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    this is where it's at.


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    I knew a guy could do it with his eye socket.

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    ^ I know a girl in patpong who would make your friends trick look like childs play

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    I knew a guy could do it with his eye socket.
    Don't believe that for moment - if you knew one gut who could do it, surley thers one more some where on vid on the net, amongst the millions of users or documentation. Wheres the prove?

    I recall a over done Thai barman joke of opening the bottles with eyelids

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    I can open one with just the power of my mind. Look! I'm opening one right now mmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    I can open one with just the power of my mind.
    Excellent, now there's water all over my desk!

    Be careful with those mindpowers Uri!

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    The 'eye' opening vid looked like a fake. Either that or it was a twist off cap.

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    That ring is pretty cool. How about a cellphone beer opener too.

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    I just use my lighter in the same way that the dude did it with the paper.

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    Alright, i admit. I never saw the eye opener but i did hear about him. this was in Scotland quite a few years ago. I believed it, at the time.

    Must have had a sort of Frankenstein forehead, with big over hanging eye sockets.

    But, that vid above shows that it can be done!!

    I shall stay safe with my wee swiss army knife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post

    Kiwi from the parrots had one of them, but euw.

    feet and thailand to open your bottle of beer.

    no thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Kiwi from the parrots had one of them, but euw.
    Don't you remember that guy in my team from BKK 6's, he had them too.
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    feet and thailand to open your bottle of beer. no thanks.
    My sentiments exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    this is where it's at.
    kingwillys ring and beer - eeewwwww

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    I thought women were for opening beer bottles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    "what on Earth could make it easier to have a cold beer?"
    A fridge?

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    That expression is quite funny!

    I used to say to my wife ( if we were in the car) when the anthem came on at 6PM..."FUCK, we need to get back, it's BEER O'CLOCK...that was a few years back, now I open my eyes and do the same at 8 AM!

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    I ask Joy "what time is it?"

    She checks her phone to find which country has passed noon.

    We buy beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belepheron View Post
    I thought women were for opening beer bottles.
    No, they have other uses....

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    Getting the beer from the fridge?

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