Insecticides ARS Spray!

**Missismiggins** · 28-02-2010, 08:43 PM

ARS Spray...is it for Arses?

For the last two days one of our dogs has had a bit of an irritation, and he keeps trying to chew his tail off, obviously there is some insects or similar giving him the jip!

I went through the fur and found nothing, but he continues to tare himself apart.

In the meantime, we seem to have been plagued by an infestation of flies.. the "Meng Wahn" they are everywhere and continually hound you wherever you go.

So, I bought another tin of "ARS" spray, as this seems to kill everything.

anyway, I was sitting down this evening after levelling three cubic metres of stones, and the dog lies down next to me and immediately begins taking chomps out of his ass!

So, using a bit of initiative, I grab the dog, lift up his tail and give him a good old spray up the arse.

Half hour later...fuck.. I wish I had a camera that could take a photo in the dark...there must have been some critters up his ass!

He is in the field about 50 Metres from me in that typical "dog pose" where they scrape their arses along the ground with the back legs around their necks, pulling themselves around on the front legs...but he must be doing 30KM/H... it is too funny to watch! He must have covered about 40K already, and his asshole must be red raw!

Beats birdwatching!

**superman** · 28-02-2010, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I went through the fur and found nothing, but he continues to tare himself apart.

Get the poor fcuk to the vet. Some mites cannot be seen with the naked eye and the vet will help by examining a skin scrape through a microscope. You may come across funny at times missismiggins but this time, not. I can't find " Meng Wahn" on "google".

**Gerbil** · 28-02-2010, 09:05 PM

^^ sick fcuk.

Why dont you try it on yourself to let us know what it feels like.

**Missismiggins** · 28-02-2010, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by superman

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I went through the fur and found nothing, but he continues to tare himself apart.

Get the poor fcuk to the vet. Some mites cannot be seen with the naked eye and the vet will help by examining a skin scrape through a microscope. You may come across funny at times missismiggins but this time, not. I can't find " Meng Wahn" on "google".

Meng Whan are simply "flies", but have you ever tried to catch a Thai dog? let alone take it to the vets!

The dogs I have are not bought, they simply ended up here, they are strays that seem to have had a shit life previously, you (most times) cannot go near them, they run like hell, they simply hang around and we feed them, so they are not really our dogs.

They don't stay in the house, they just laze around outside, I tried to get a "vet" to give them a shot a while back...you cannot even touch them!

It's a kind of live and let live thing...they are not pets, they are not even our dogs really, they just stay here.

And if I can spray the dog up the arse while he is unsuspecting, and it gets rid of the parasites, then all the better...but there is no way you are catching these to take to a vets! not in a million years! So, I do the best I can given the circumstances.

**superman** · 28-02-2010, 09:27 PM

There's ways and means to trap any animal. If you can get close enough to spray it, then that's close enough to catch it, in my opinion. That is, if you're determined. The fact is is that "they simply ended up here". Why ? Cause you must be feeding them. So take responsibility for your actions and don't blame the dog.

**Missismiggins** · 28-02-2010, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by superman

There's ways and means to trap any animal. If you can get close enough to spray it, then that's close enough to catch it, in my opinion. That is, if you're determined. The fact is is that "they simply ended up here". Why ? Cause you must be feeding them. So take responsibility for your own problem and don't blame the dog.

So it would be better I didn't give em a bit of food..let them get cooked in the Gaeng Ohm?.. sorry, not in my nature, the first dog was totally wild, I still can barely touch him, he runs like hell if you go near, the second was brought to us as a puppy, but still a fucking idiot!

I did spray it! so what are you on about? there is a big difference between spraying it up the arse with a bit of ARS spray and "CATCHING" it and taking it to the vet! Fuck..it would be easier to take Hannibal Lecter than to corner these two fuckers!

The dogs met me, I met the dogs, there was no financial transaction..we met on neutral ground, they seem happy, we feed em, but there is no way you are going to pet them or pick them up..they are wild!

It is a kind of mutually acceptable arrangment...someone comes here...they bark.. I feed them, that is it...they are not MY DOGS!

**superman** · 28-02-2010, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I did spray it! so what are you on about? there is a big difference between spraying it up the arse with a bit of ARS spray and "CATCHING" it and taking it to the vet! Fuck..it would be easier to take Hannibal Lecter than to corner these two fuckers! The dogs met me, I met the dogs, there was no financial transaction..we met on neutral ground, they seem happy, we feed em, but there is no way you are going to pet them or pick them up..they are wild!

And you allow these "animals" near your children ? FFS

**jandajoy** · 28-02-2010, 09:35 PM

Told you so...................

**Missismiggins** · 28-02-2010, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by superman

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I did spray it! so what are you on about? there is a big difference between spraying it up the arse with a bit of ARS spray and "CATCHING" it and taking it to the vet! Fuck..it would be easier to take Hannibal Lecter than to corner these two fuckers! The dogs met me, I met the dogs, there was no financial transaction..we met on neutral ground, they seem happy, we feed em, but there is no way you are going to pet them or pick them up..they are wild!

And you allow these "animals" near your children ? FFS

Yes I do actually, my kid can ride one of them, they have never ever turned, growled or tried to bite any one here, they lie on the floor and piss themselves ..I have no worries there.

They even clean the cats arse and balls, and the cats sleep with them...don't ask me why..but that is how it is!

My son can sit on the dogs back (if he catches it...if they run away first then no way) and run around, the dogs have never even growled at him...they lie on their backs and piss!

One dog is bigger than my son. and he lies down at his feet...he would never bite, I trust the dog more than the people!

**Missismiggins** · 28-02-2010, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by superman

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I did spray it! so what are you on about? there is a big difference between spraying it up the arse with a bit of ARS spray and "CATCHING" it and taking it to the vet! Fuck..it would be easier to take Hannibal Lecter than to corner these two fuckers! The dogs met me, I met the dogs, there was no financial transaction..we met on neutral ground, they seem happy, we feed em, but there is no way you are going to pet them or pick them up..they are wild!

And you allow these "animals" near your children ? FFS

I would let both of these dogs next to my son without hesitation!

They have never even growled at him...on the other hand..let your kid near a Thai around hear, and these fuckers are always trying to touch their cocks...seriously, we go anywhere in the villages here, and the first thing the old blokes did was grab the kids dick!

**somtamslap** · 28-02-2010, 10:55 PM

Sounds like mange..two injections and it's pretty much gone. Very fucking traumatic for the dogs is that shit..if you can't get them to a vet then you've normally got people out in the sticks who do house calls for it or any ailment..

**helge** · 01-03-2010, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I tried to get a "vet" to give them a shot a while back...you cannot even touch them!

Maybe it is just me, isn't thaidogs crazy about farangs ?
I have never met a dog here that didn't come begging for attention

Now that the dogs live with you, you 'd better have them given the shot for tics and the one for rabies. I'm sure you can catch them.

And where are the pic of the Tar-assed dog ?

**billy the kid** · 01-03-2010, 04:06 AM

Do da rite ting missismiggens. dog is sufferin and needs help. can't sleep ,,will get stressed and become unpredictable.

**Missismiggins** · 03-03-2010, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Sounds like mange..two injections and it's pretty much gone. Very fucking traumatic for the dogs is that shit..if you can't get them to a vet then you've normally got people out in the sticks who do house calls for it or any ailment..

The ARS spray has done the trick, both dogs are no longer trying to digest their own arses, and seem "At Peace" whatever was eating at them has gone! so it seems like a happy ending!

I would also add, that at one point when we first moved here and were building the house ( I was sleeping in a shed) We were visited by some Feral cats, wild as hell!

I used to leave a bit of food for them as they looked like shit.

After a few months, they became part of the scenery, and ended up breeding like rabbits.

In all, if I remember correctly, we had two generation, and about 13 cats in total.

They were really wild things, they would attack the dogs (and win).

They never came into the house, they had their kittens under trees and lumps of old wood.

But on the odd occaision I had had the odd sherbert too many and fell asleep downstairs, I was frequently woken in the early hours with two kittens sucking my tits!

We had a flood back in 2002 or 2003, where the water was about 1 metre- 2metres deep all around the house.

My son was at scholl and they were doing English lessons.

One of the questions was "What animal beginning with "C" swims in the water" (The answer they expected was "CRAB"

My son shouts out "CAT"

The teacher says, "No, Cats don't swim in water"

To which he replies..."Mine Do!"

He had been going downstairs and catching the kittens, taking them upstairs and hurling them into the flood water, and watching them swim back to the house!

And, despite the way the cats attacked (and mauled severely) the dogs, they never ever even attempted to scratch him!

I used to warn him that one day they are going to fight back, but they never even put their claws out!!!

A for instance -

One day I came downstairs to find one of the idiot dogs had taken every single shoe and ripped them to bits.

I took a selection of tattered shoes as an example, to try to teach the dog the error of it's ways.

It knew already as it was crawling on it's belly as I approached.

I grabbed it and shoved the shoe in its face shouting [at][at][at][at] [at][at][at][at] [at][at][at][at]...or maybe naughty dog! I forget these days. But as I had a hold of the dog and it began whimpering in protest and fear, (all the cats and the other dogs ran like hell)

The loyalist wild cat ran across the yard ( about 20 metres) and jumped on the dogs face and ripped the shit out of it...like as if it was helping me!, unbelievable!

**superman** · 03-03-2010, 08:32 PM

Bad thing do do as Mange is transferable to humans. Will you spray your son the same as you sprayed the dogs ? Only joking. I just hope it isn't the "Mange" and your son doesn't ride on them as you describe.

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I would let both of these dogs next to my son without hesitation!

**Missismiggins** · 03-03-2010, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by superman

Bad thing do do as Mange is transferable to humans. Will you spray your son the same as you sprayed the dogs ? Only joking. I just hope it isn't the "Mange" and your son doesn't ride on them as you describe.

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I would let both of these dogs next to my son without hesitation!

I stand by that, I think it would be better to keep my son away from the dogs as he seems to distress them! He sneaks up behind them when they are sleeping and screams at them...the old dog nearly shits itself in situ..the other dog kind of understands!

As for spraying ARS...If I am on the computer and busy with something, believe me, I have no hesitation in giving myself the "once over" with a bit of insecticide.. they fuck off pretty quick with that behind your ears, yes it's not Coco Channel, but I don't get pestered by flies!

No, it's not mange, it is some tick or flea. The dogs are quite healthy, but I think they had been fighting and had an open wound which may have got infected with flies os something. Nothing serious, a quick blast of the insecticide seems ro have done the trick!

They keep going off down the road and killing this blokes chickens!

He keeps coming here and complaining..what can you do? I can't tie them up, they are not really my dogs.. they simply seem to hang around here. I tried putting one of them on a leash...it broke my heart, he walked on his belly and nearly choked himself to death!

I can't stop giving them food, they are used to it.

**superman** · 03-03-2010, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I can't stop giving them food, they are used to it.

Hence why they wont fcuk off. If they were bargirls and you stopped sending them money. What would they do ? You know the score. Cut of the luxuries and they'll find some other poor sucker. Dogs are no different. Probably equal, come to think about it.

**Missismiggins** · 03-03-2010, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by superman

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I can't stop giving them food, they are used to it.

Hence why they wont fcuk off. If they were bargirls and you stopped sending them money. What would they do ? You know the score. Cut of the luxuries and they'll find some other poor sucker. Dogs are no different. Probably equal, come to think about it.

Sometimes you make your bed and you need to lie in it!

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