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    You could still swing a cat in there


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    He either works in Hua Hin or he's got a fancy bloke
    Or tomcats too randy in the mornings

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...spouse leaves at 6:15am on workdays for an 8:30am arrival (hopefully) at his desk...grueling trek as both the bts and the mrt (he takes both) are vastly overcrowded.
    Tell him to improvise.











    But wear rubber soles.

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    ^


    Knowing Tomcat the guy'll have 3 soles touching the floor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    He either works in Hua Hin or he's got a fancy bloke
    ...neither as it turns out...just a normal rush hour: incidentally, he's standing up the entire way, working on his phone...not a life I could imagine for myself...

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    Thats not rush hour thats crawl morning

    How long would it take on a scooter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    How long would it take on a scooter?
    ...if you mean motocy, he'd be dead from traffic pollution before he reached his desk...it should also be mentioned that 5-6 bts trains may pass before he can squeeze into a car...same with the mrt...the asoke station, where he transfers, sometimes takes 10-15 minutes just to exit during rush hour...
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    Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd

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    Get him one of these, itd be worth it for the role play after work alone.







    Tom.... im your father

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Tom.... im your father
    ...definitely an irresistible pickup line...

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    Its not much of a move from Sugar Daddy It has a voicechanger too, to make it more realistic.

    Be great shouting over your balcony to Terry in a gruff voice - "Turn that fukkin shit down you moustachioed little cont"

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    What's the 'fun' in commuting to work like that? Squeezed like sardines on the BTS or risking life and limb on a motorcy taxi?

    Here in peaceful Naypyidaw, I can cycle to work.

    Post a photo a week, of anything/anywhere-golden-man-jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    It has a voicechanger too, to make it more realistic.

    Be great shouting over your balcony to Terry in a gruff voice
    There's some memories.

    Had a Boss ME-6 guitar effects pedal as a young teenager. One effect was a voice changer that would drop your voice around 17 octaves. Would hold the phone up to an amp and call up the local snooker club and pizza shops.


    Guess you had to be there.

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    ^^ Glitterman found and outed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Glitterman found and outed
    ...at the school for the blind, then...

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    Twirling hatstands at JJ market









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    ^ Is that a back scratcher?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Twirling hatstands
    ...just in time for Christmas!...

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    Or live nearer his work. Not like you can't sit and drink cocktails at a different condo.

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    Ptobably be closer to that river too





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    To much pussy and cocks on this thread, need to redress the balance with some doggy pics..

    The only time he stays still long enough to snap a pic, i'm sure a couple of members will enjoy this one..
    Post a photo a week, of anything/anywhere-dogsrule1-jpg

    Invasion of the Black Labs, there were four puppies and my mut enjoying the cold stream
    Post a photo a week, of anything/anywhere-dogs-rule2-jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    ^ Is that a back scratcher?
    Helps push your stool in.

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    That'd be why your so full of shite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    ^ Is that a back scratcher?
    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Helps push your stool in.
    How many puns can there be in a single Meme?



    ... surprisingly, quite a few!

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    Post a photo a week, of anything/anywhere-dscn1404-medium-jpg

    Our Gaffer in HongKong. YMCA over looking the harbor.

    Made a great Laundry.

    If ya squinted really hard ya could see the Harbor. 5555
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    Nice gaffer 57, If I squint I can see why they're envious. Just kidding man.
    Hell, me I had to pound one out today in the cold north. Yea, no kidding. Pitching me wood and fells off me wagon. Such is life ain't that the way it goes.
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