'Bubble man whose skin is covered in tumours' will lead you to the Daily Mail's story of that monk Chitty
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'Bubble man whose skin is covered in tumours' will lead you to the Daily Mail's story of that monk Chitty
https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?a...tid=3582&stc=1The guy was actually a German in disguise. :bananaman:
...the judge is obviously a man of the world: "Often sex with animals can lead to sleeping with human corpses or even worse, homosexuality." :rofl::rofl:
Hey Tommy, I reckon ya got a massive hard on reading that and at this present moment are banged up in a Taxi bolting to the Dusit Zoo. :smileylaughing:
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Originally Posted by terry57
^
Funny one that wannit, a little bit of pee came out. :)
Dusit zoo ? No, Tomcat is on his way to Saudi, because ....he gets all excited by the prospect of lashes.
The camel juice is simply a bonus.
One day you'll grow up and realise that bragging about your infidelities is so, so very unclassy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luigi
Did it ever occur to you that your ratting on Pat might happen to you? Someone with vengeance might.
Sad thing is it's your daughter and her mother that get hurt.
Jerk.
Lu_lu is indeed the sort of fooker one never wants to associate with.
Shacks up with a bint, punches out a sprog and then reckons he is a hero because he is out plugging whores.
Fook off lu lu innit. :)
^ Yeah, I reckon he's got few, if any real friends. Would double green you if I could Terry, but I redded you for something nasty you said. Have to wait for 20 repos. The green will more than make up for the red though :) Such is life and TD posts!
:dunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Maanaam
Who says I'm in a relationship with her mother?
You? :)
Guilty. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by terry57
btw we should be getting commission from our fookin' Lawyer Tez, sent another 2 punters down to him last week. Slipped up big time not having a 10% commission clause set up with the koont. :)
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I won the world cup today.
and an inhaler...
David Beckham had mild asthma in his prime.
Rchel Riley is a celebrity crohns disease sufferer
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I'd still bash her back doors in and help her out:spin:
^I'll be right behind you
PM Lulu if you want some sandwich action:)
Actually I'd probably shagio the worst heffer to have a pop at her.
The Old Fire House....I noticed that the 'for sale' sign has gone since last my visit. Derelict for decades by the looks of things.
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^ a fixer upper. :)
Could make a nice little coffee shop, or Thai massage parlour, or lair of World domination.
What happened to Carol Vorderman? She could definitely pull out me OCKC.
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I was so loaded I took this home on Halloween.
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With a mug like mine I can't complain.
Beauty and the beast.
Morning walk in the park.
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I'm going back to Canada tonight. Expect some pictures from Chinese airports.
I'm a cheapass, but this will be my last year flying fucking economy class. I'm putting this as my NY resolution.
...stopped flying economy 10 years ago...the vacation starts at the business class lounge and continues with champagne for the entire flight...Quote:
Originally Posted by YourDaddy
Never been in anything other than economy. What's the big deal?
The seats man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pragmatic
I will be on a 15 hour non stop flight from some Chinese city I can't spell to Toronto. I am 194cm.... it's a pain in the ass literally.
...^^555...
a. premium lane through immigration free JWB and tasty snacks pre-flight in loungeQuote:
Originally Posted by Pragmatic
b. free JWB and tasty snacks pre-flight in comfortable lounge
c. unhurried boarding
d. welcoming champagne that continues throughout the flight
e. better meal offerings
f. flat bed in pod for sleeping
g. free snacks/ice cream/ amuse bouches at any time
h. uncrowded toilets
i. quick deplaning to premium immigration line
j. lots of air miles for the next trip
(all of the above on ANA: highly recommended)
The more you spend the faster the flight.
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I know you all think it must suck to be................the fish. Well not really. I've learned to hold my breath.
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Originally Posted by fishlocker
Never having to eat this kind of stuff againQuote:
Originally Posted by Pragmatic
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Fortunately, actually eating that "stuff" isn't required...refuse it and bring out your own pre-packed sustenance...
Bollocks to plane food, complimentary bar oh yes.
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Not sure what the story is with these I have seem them in a few places in DC.
I get a funny felling it isn't a full house
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Finally finished paining me dick.https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2017/11/853.jpg
Just in time for a full moon party & Halloween. Spooky.
"All the third person shit is pretentious and wearisome." Too many big words Cryall, what are you thinking, I'm an English major or something? No, just............ the fish.
If you're really sleepy you can crash in the clubhouse. I aint that way.