i tore the pic out of a passport

**William** · 30-08-2006, 07:28 PM

despite the fact they're now european

, they remain the property of HM's Government i.e. tony

**dirtydog** · 30-08-2006, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

First you pick at it with a scapel , and then you tear it out

Are you one of those dodgy forgers by any chance?

**mrsquirrel** · 30-08-2006, 07:35 PM

Use brake fluid to lift the ink off.

**dirtydog** · 30-08-2006, 07:38 PM

ahhh, you done the credit cards aswell.. much easier to buy the new sticker for 5 quid

**mrsquirrel** · 30-08-2006, 08:33 PM

MOT's

Insurance cover notes.

Doctors notes

**danbo** · 31-08-2006, 12:04 AM

Just tell him that you saw a bloke walking down the street who you thought might be him and that you tore the picture out to see what the back of his head looked like.

**danbo** · 31-08-2006, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I dunno I ran away to the pub and left my dear wife deal with it. he apparently told her that i had no brain.

Personally I would have opted for the rhetorical. "What is he, fcking stupid!"

**friscofrankie** · 31-08-2006, 01:39 AM

^ But.
"Mai mee samong" is so much more polite; don't you think?

**dirtydog** · 31-08-2006, 02:06 AM

I think it is unfair to pick on the mentally disabled and the Welsh like that, it really aint their fault......

**RDN** · 31-08-2006, 04:50 AM

Originally Posted by William

sorry of this has been asked already: "isn't the picture in a passport laminated?"

If so, how does one go about "rubbing it off"?

According to CMN:

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

... it came off through the back side of the page, looked very much like it had been cut and pasted into place.

Sounds like the original pic was removed through the back of the page and a new one inserted. Very clever, very illegal. I would've reported the bastard. Anonymously, of course. I don't want to die.

**Storekeeper** · 31-08-2006, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

It's quite easy to rub off

BGs love quick money blokes like yerself.

**kingwilly** · 31-08-2006, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Originally Posted by William

If so, how does one go about "rubbing it off"?

It's quite easy to rub off

First you pick at it , and then you tear it out

pick at it with a new scalpel or razor tends to make the job easier also!

**benbaaa** · 31-08-2006, 08:48 AM

I dunno about you lot, but I've never given my passport to anyone as security for anything, 'specially some dodgy Welsh bloke with a thing about rubbing, picking and tearing. People can have as many photocopies of my passport as they like, but if they want the real thing, they can fok right off.

**Begbie** · 31-08-2006, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by benbaaa

I dunno about you lot, but I've never given my passport to anyone as security for anything, 'specially some dodgy Welsh bloke with a thing about rubbing, picking and tearing. People can have as many photocopies of my passport as they like, but if they want the real thing, they can fok right off.

I usually carry an old passport with a fake photo for when I need to hire motorbikes.

**benbaaa** · 31-08-2006, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by Begbie

I usually carry an old passport with a fake photo for when I need to hire motorbikes.

Sound advice.

**Smeg** · 31-08-2006, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Nothing was under the passport, but I compared it with lots of other UK passports, both old and new and it didn't look right.

Probably a good idea to do that when receiving the thing.....

**Lily** · 01-09-2006, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Smeg

Probably a good idea to do that when receiving the thing.....

Presuming that you have lots of other passports on hand when a customer comes in.

**ChiangMai noon** · 01-09-2006, 06:35 PM

OK, the guy called my shop this afternoon and wants to meet me.
he is getting back from a visa run tonight, so they obviously didn't deport him.

I wonder what he wants.

Do you think i should meet him and risk being GBH'd or stay in hiding?

What's the worst realistic case scenario?

**dirtydog** · 01-09-2006, 06:38 PM

I suppose we could auction off your post count, not sure how much that would get but it may help your widow buy a few more cow pats.

**ChiangMai noon** · 01-09-2006, 06:39 PM

Ok, first vote.
Stay in hiding.

**William** · 01-09-2006, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I suppose we could auction off your post count, not sure how much that would get but it may help your widow buy a few more cow pats.

nah - auction off his greenies

**ChiangMai noon** · 01-09-2006, 06:44 PM

just a thought.

maybe the guy is scared because he doesn't want me to go telling on him to the authorities.

It is also quite possible that he wants to bounce me around for causing shit.

**dirtydog** · 01-09-2006, 06:46 PM

Damn his widow is gonna be rich, maybe I should marry her and give her the babies that she wants

yes cmn, it's time you met the Mad Scottish Physcho and made amends

**ChiangMai noon** · 01-09-2006, 06:50 PM

I shall skirt by the last post and ask William the legaliteis, cos he's all sensible and nice.

What are the legal ramifications of someone gingerly rubbing or picking out a picture quite hard from a passport when they are drunk?

**William** · 01-09-2006, 06:53 PM

GBH by a mad Scot?

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