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    gee, I have more repos than Scampy

    is that a good thing or a bad thing ?

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    You're lagging behind Ant - keep up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    Now sit back people, grab a beer and watch Ant go all victim.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    ... I'm glad I posted this thread because if nothing else it is proof that I was wasting my time putting effort into writing something entertaining for the forum...

    ... TeakDoor is not a place I need to, or should be under any circumstances - contributing anything of any time or effort...

    ... i'll stick to my effortless nonsensical shorties. There was a time in 2006 I wrote a long piece and had the same mockery from the TD nothings...

    Had I posted it under a new nick I can guarantee the response would have been focused on the content and not the messenger...

    ... I'd say about 70% of TD members are bitter or bored and have life as good as it's gonna get but are bitter about it and so have nothing better to do than to knock those who maybe still do have options in life.

    I'm not flouncing, I'll just won't bother in future - i'll stick to the nonsensical lazy shite this forum is used to and either loves tolerates or hates.
    Is it just me, or could anyone else hear the distant wailings of violins as they read that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ant
    then why give a flying fock what I think.
    I don't, but myself and others don't take kindly to having their threads ignited by your jibber jabber. When I say threads I don't mean trousers, if you ever attempt to enter my reality and set fire to my pantalons you will most likely get a kick in the head.

    Quote Originally Posted by KW
    probably for good reason.
    This is out of your league monkey, go away, go on!

    Shoo, shoo!

    Has Ant not fed you today or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    This is out of your league monkey, go away, go on!




    you were just saying that you never post about how great you are!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    I don't, but myself and others don't take kindly to having their threads ignited by your jibber jabber.
    ... Seventy-odd posts (some very!) and 4pgs later... Fock off, you're lovin it Scamps!

    You can thank me later.
    When I say threads I don't mean trousers, if you ever attempt to enter my reality and set fire to my pantalons you will most likely get a kick in the head.
    Oooh, that's scwwwary in a Jarvis-hollow-internet-bluster kinda way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    gee, I have more repos than Scampy
    Who doesn't . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    You can thank me later.
    When I say threads I don't mean trousers, if you ever attempt to enter my reality and set fire to my pantalons you will most likely get a kick in the head.
    Oooh, that's scwwwary in a Jarvis-hollow-internet-bluster kinda way!
    Think I'm joking?

    Try to set fire to my trousers and see what I do.

    Incidentally Ant, speaking of trousers - does it distract you having a small monkey dry-humping your leg all the time and longing for adoration and attention?

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    ... Annnnd page 5.




    My work here is done.

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    Call me cynical, but my jadedness is sadly justified – for I have witnessed no advancement in the eight years I have known Thailand and, much as I love ‘em and always will, their minds are so impressionable and submissive that the country has become a huge orgy for corporate marketing executives. The silly tards are more than willing to embrace the rape and strangle of globalization and squander their cash with gay abandon at the expense of their own culture and personal identity.

    What a load of banal crap ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    ... Annnnd page 5.




    My work here is done.
    Who kept you around so long?

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    I liked it Scampy. Good little article, but, you're right, the end bit needs editing.

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    If scumpy and ant are attention whores then the people following this thread must be whoremongers?

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    ^ If Scumpy and Gnat Robertson are attention whores and the others are the 'mongers, what does that make you?

    The mamasan?

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    ^No idea, I have you both on ignore
    And stop pming me

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    If scumpy and ant are attention whores then the people following this thread must be whoremongers?
    ...


    Does that mean I'm going to get paid at some stage??

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    go in for the kill and get a sexy little kiss out of her and she admits, “You’re good”,
    Nice Mills and Boon prattle there Scamps but the reality was probably more like "You stink, now get the fcuk off me"

    Admit it.

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    I think it was more likely, "Stop humping my leg you dirty pervert".

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    ^No idea, I have you both on ignore
    And stop pming me



    pwned!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    If scumpy and ant are attention whores then the people following this thread must be whoremongers?
    ...


    Does that mean I'm going to get paid at some stage??
    yup, you're gonna get paid about the same amount as one of Chairman Mao's "$3 cumpipes" who forget to negotiate a price beforehand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    go in for the kill and get a sexy little kiss out of her and she admits, “You’re good”,
    Nice Mills and Boon prattle there Scamps but the reality was probably more like "You stink, now get the fcuk off me"

    Admit it.
    You're right, it reads a bit wussy compared to the rest - but she did say "You're good" as in, sly, cunning like - the kiss itself may have been shit but she praised my approach.

    I'll re-write it.

    So I'm watching this silly bitch from my balcony, and she's watching me on the laptop probably thinking what a cnut I look in that hat interviewing the vice chairman of the Pattaya Polo club among all celebrities - then again, she could be getting a humid gusset knowing she's in the lair of a J list superstar - so I bank on the latter and put my face to hers to enquire - "Do I taste of smoke?" before holding her jaw in my right hand in a dominating way and I give her a smacker right on the fish & chips which I slowly chew into a full blown snog.

    I have little time to choose between johnnies or lint remover and before I can decide, she breaks away and commends my cunning, admitting "You're good" - and before I reach for the main light switch, I imagine her fanning herself down like some Victorian lady, but she ain't Victorian and she's no lady either - she's a wannabe hi-so slapper with about as much resistance as a poof on wheels, and she's about to get shagged... or so it seemed.


    How's that?

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    ^ Awful!

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    Where's Ant when you need him?

    Oh, I forgot - his work here is done!

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    Careful Scamps, or I shall withdraw from you that which you so desperately crave; my attention and approval.

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    Still better this way.

    To me this stupid bitch from my balcony, and her view of me.
    The laptop may think that I see in cnut visor.
    Interviews with Vice Chairman of Polo Club, Pattaya among all.
    Celebrities - Then again, she may receive moist gusset.
    She's hidden in the superstar list of J - to my bank and put back on.
    My face to ask her - "I did not taste of smoke? Before holding her.
    To hold in my right hand in the form of dominance and the right to bill her.
    The fish and potatoes that I chew slowly into full blown snog.

    I have less to choose between johnnies or lint remover and before.
    I decided that she can stay and commends my secret, admitting "you.
    Good "- and before the main power switch that I think her.
    fanning themselves down as her, but she is not some Victorian Victoria.
    And she said no to both - she's hi-wannabe's to good to be true with respect.
    More tolerant of gay and wheels her to be shagged ... or.
    Is clear.
    and via traditional Chinese

    I this stupid bitch from my balcony, and her right to my views.
    Notebook computers may think that I saw the sun Knut.
    Interview with Vice-President of Polo Club, Pattaya all.
    Celebrity - Besides, she may be wet gusset.
    She was hidden in the list of superstars ĵ - my bank and return.
    I hope she will face - "I do not smell the smoke? She held before.
    To hold my right hand in the form of government and the right to receive.
    她.
    Fish and potatoes to mull over their full maturity snog.

    I do not have to choose between johnnies or before the lint remover.
    I decided, she is my secret, and commend to recognize the "you.
    Good "- before the main power switch, I think of her.
    Fanning himself down with her, but she is not some sort of Victoria, Victoria.
    She said not all - she was a good high-tech worshipers.
    Respect.
    Gay and make more wheels, or her coarse hair ....
    Clear

    Fish and potatoes to mull over their full maturity snog
    Sheer poetry, Scampy.

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