gee, I have more repos than Scampy
is that a good thing or a bad thing ?
gee, I have more repos than Scampy
is that a good thing or a bad thing ?
You're lagging behind Ant - keep up!
I don't, but myself and others don't take kindly to having their threads ignited by your jibber jabber. When I say threads I don't mean trousers, if you ever attempt to enter my reality and set fire to my pantalons you will most likely get a kick in the head.Originally Posted by Ant
This is out of your league monkey, go away, go on!Originally Posted by KW
Shoo, shoo!
Has Ant not fed you today or what?
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
you were just saying that you never post about how great you are!
... Seventy-odd posts (some very!) and 4pgs later... Fock off, you're lovin it Scamps!
You can thank me later.Oooh, that's scwwwary in a Jarvis-hollow-internet-bluster kinda way!When I say threads I don't mean trousers, if you ever attempt to enter my reality and set fire to my pantalons you will most likely get a kick in the head.
Who doesn't . . . .Originally Posted by Butterfly
... Annnnd page 5.
My work here is done.
Call me cynical, but my jadedness is sadly justified – for I have witnessed no advancement in the eight years I have known Thailand and, much as I love ‘em and always will, their minds are so impressionable and submissive that the country has become a huge orgy for corporate marketing executives. The silly tards are more than willing to embrace the rape and strangle of globalization and squander their cash with gay abandon at the expense of their own culture and personal identity.
What a load of banal crap ...
I liked it Scampy. Good little article, but, you're right, the end bit needs editing.
If scumpy and ant are attention whores then the people following this thread must be whoremongers?
^ If Scumpy and Gnat Robertson are attention whores and the others are the 'mongers, what does that make you?
The mamasan?
^No idea, I have you both on ignore
And stop pming me
Nice Mills and Boon prattle there Scamps but the reality was probably more like "You stink, now get the fcuk off me"Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
Admit it.
I think it was more likely, "Stop humping my leg you dirty pervert".
You're right, it reads a bit wussy compared to the rest - but she did say "You're good" as in, sly, cunning like - the kiss itself may have been shit but she praised my approach.
I'll re-write it.
So I'm watching this silly bitch from my balcony, and she's watching me on the laptop probably thinking what a cnut I look in that hat interviewing the vice chairman of the Pattaya Polo club among all celebrities - then again, she could be getting a humid gusset knowing she's in the lair of a J list superstar - so I bank on the latter and put my face to hers to enquire - "Do I taste of smoke?" before holding her jaw in my right hand in a dominating way and I give her a smacker right on the fish & chips which I slowly chew into a full blown snog.
I have little time to choose between johnnies or lint remover and before I can decide, she breaks away and commends my cunning, admitting "You're good" - and before I reach for the main light switch, I imagine her fanning herself down like some Victorian lady, but she ain't Victorian and she's no lady either - she's a wannabe hi-so slapper with about as much resistance as a poof on wheels, and she's about to get shagged... or so it seemed.
How's that?
Where's Ant when you need him?
Oh, I forgot - his work here is done!
Careful Scamps, or I shall withdraw from you that which you so desperately crave; my attention and approval.
Still better this way.
and via traditional ChineseTo me this stupid bitch from my balcony, and her view of me.
The laptop may think that I see in cnut visor.
Interviews with Vice Chairman of Polo Club, Pattaya among all.
Celebrities - Then again, she may receive moist gusset.
She's hidden in the superstar list of J - to my bank and put back on.
My face to ask her - "I did not taste of smoke? Before holding her.
To hold in my right hand in the form of dominance and the right to bill her.
The fish and potatoes that I chew slowly into full blown snog.
I have less to choose between johnnies or lint remover and before.
I decided that she can stay and commends my secret, admitting "you.
Good "- and before the main power switch that I think her.
fanning themselves down as her, but she is not some Victorian Victoria.
And she said no to both - she's hi-wannabe's to good to be true with respect.
More tolerant of gay and wheels her to be shagged ... or.
Is clear.
I this stupid bitch from my balcony, and her right to my views.
Notebook computers may think that I saw the sun Knut.
Interview with Vice-President of Polo Club, Pattaya all.
Celebrity - Besides, she may be wet gusset.
She was hidden in the list of superstars ĵ - my bank and return.
I hope she will face - "I do not smell the smoke? She held before.
To hold my right hand in the form of government and the right to receive.
她.
Fish and potatoes to mull over their full maturity snog.
I do not have to choose between johnnies or before the lint remover.
I decided, she is my secret, and commend to recognize the "you.
Good "- before the main power switch, I think of her.
Fanning himself down with her, but she is not some sort of Victoria, Victoria.
She said not all - she was a good high-tech worshipers.
Respect.
Gay and make more wheels, or her coarse hair ....
Clear
Sheer poetry, Scampy.Fish and potatoes to mull over their full maturity snog
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