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    What would you feed a tiger if you could?



    Siberian tigers look up waiting for a chicken to land at the Siberian Tiger Park in Harbin, China. Visitors to the park can buy birds for 50 yuan (£4.50), pieces of meat, or even a live calf to be fed to the tigers...



    ..A Siberian tiger growls at the pack while protecting his freshly-caught meal

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    Smeg......

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    The Inland revenue

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    Wonder if they throw the calf in like that or not. I don't think cows can fly

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    ^Doubt it matters, probably haven't got a very long life expectency once they are let go of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Siberian Tiger Park in Harbin, China
    They fancy a taste of Chinese food.


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    yup, Chinese people. Solve the population problem.

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    getting tough to find something new on TD ain't it

    https://teakdoor.com/issues/23259-a-n...ves-goats.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mid
    getting tough to find something new on TD ain't it https://teakdoor.com/issues/23259-a-n...ves-goats.html (A new Chinese sport (involves goats))
    You should have bumped the thread.

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    It's in issues.

    Who goes into issues other than the foil hatters on here?

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    Another Ho?

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    You think that is BAD...I have some video I took in Harbin 10 years or so ago, where they feed the tigers live cows...it is obscene..if anyone is actually interested, I can try and post it, but it is in AVI format and rather big files...the really disgusting thing, is the tigers are not hungry...they have been fed already, so they simply torment and play with the cows, then the Chinese send in a jeep to tow the cows that aren't dead, away for another meal sitting...honestly, it is fucking horrible...the fucking cows are being eaten alive really slowly, while the ignorant Chinese on the tour bus find it hilarious!...it gutted me, I really felt pretty bad, and still do when I look at the video...any ideas how to compress it?

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    I would really like to feed my last Xwife to them, and the one before her too if possible as that one would raise my pensions about $400 a month, but other than that, just the last bitch would be cool. And they might like to try Mexican food anyway.

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    Gotta have respect for the ol tigers though..


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    The Chinese opened a "Wildlife Park " in Pudong a few years back, and while they were taking the tourists around, the bus broke down, the smart guy driving the minibus got out to take a look, and was eaten in front of everyone by the tigers...fucking idiot!

    Bu the ones in Harbin were terrible, they sat and chewed on cows necks, very very slowly eating their way through, and not even trying to kill them...it still haunts me to this day.. the blood coming out of the cows necks, the steam from the blood, and the tigers basically licking the exposed wounds...and the pitiful groaning..that was terrible... basically EATEN ALIVE and very slowly...

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    But you still watched it and have a video of it don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    What would you feed a tiger if you could?
    Christians?

    Good fun - especially if the tigers are not that hungry so they just maul them a bit for a while.

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    my nextdoor neighbour
    She is Chinese

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzy Bob View Post
    But you still watched it and have a video of it don't you?
    I filmed it you dipshit! It doesn't mean I enjoyed it...I was shocked!

    So in your opinion, what should I do? Destroy the video? Pretend it didn't happen?. bury it?..please...your suggestions would be most welcome! WHAT WOULD YOU DO??? Idiot!

    It is retards like yourself that bury everything that is not in keeping with your views...you are simpletons and fuckwits, what happens on this planet needs to be shown in its entirety, not hidden behind some cloak of political correctness...get a fucking life!

    No lies, no cover ups...just truth.

    Why do you remark that I have a video...and that I watched it?...please explain?
    Last edited by Missismiggins; 10-01-2010 at 09:41 PM.

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    How big are the files miggins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    felt pretty bad, and still do when I look at the video...any ideas how to compress it?
    When you upload a big AVI to youtube it gets automatically compressed to a small FLV if I remember.

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    ^yes, but if it's 100s of mbs it will need editing and breaking down.

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    I would rather like to feed Tony Blair to tigers.
    If the burped after the feast it would probably sound like a lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    What would you feed a tiger if you could?
    Starters - The twats that own these 'wildlife' parks.

    Entree - The twats that decide it would be a good source of revenue & enjoyment to allow people to chuck live animals into the enclosures.

    Dessert - The twats that think it is a form of entertainment to do such a thing, hand over their money and blithely chuck an animal in, cheering & guffawing as it is toyed with.

    That should keep the tigers well fed, shouldn't it?

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