The biggest load of bollocks on the web

**Gerbil** · 06-12-2009, 07:28 PM

Post your 'discoveries' here

The Tesla Shield™

The Lost Cubit is derived from the sum of the polar and equatorial circumferences of the Earth divided by the speed of light. The Lost Cubit therefore relates to cosmic harmonics in a special way. Due to its dual ability to resonate with cosmic energy frequencies and earth energy frequencies, The Lost Cubit is the secret key to extraordinary health and extreme longevity.

The Lost Cubit has a natural resonant frequency of 177 megahertz which corresponds to the frequency of DNA, thereby facilitating DNA repair and the capability of consciously controlled DNA activation and ascension. It is becoming more widely accepted by scientists that DNA acts as an antenna for light energy, and therefore the harmonic frequencies of light and The Lost Cubit in particular are vitally important aspects of the equation.

**Chairman Mao** · 06-12-2009, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Post your 'discoveries' here

Here you go.

https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...locks-web.html

**lom** · 06-12-2009, 08:02 PM

The innovation which DrivenToWank offered Loy Toy partnership in.
Loy Toy turned down the offer after having thought about it for a week and then realising that he could make them in pvc without infringing on the original design.

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

**teddy** · 06-12-2009, 08:11 PM

**blackgang** · 06-12-2009, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

The Tesla Shield™

All depends on how much dope you have smoked in the last 24 hours, the more you smoke the better that sounds, as I am sure that the author was fair smoked out of his mind.

**Gerbil** · 06-12-2009, 09:36 PM

They also have:

The Psychotronic Money Magnet™ Ultra Advanced Version 1.0

The Ultimate in Financial Abundance Engineering Technology

Through the aid of spiritual guidance given to us by the Archangel Mikhail we have discovered a uniquely different and improved method of creating our well known Psychotronic Money Magnet™. The new method was delivered to us through an exceptionally gifted channel and we were astounded by the information that we were privileged to have received. According to the information the new Scalar Vector Programming Method™ which we have adopted can raise the subtle energy characteristics and the manifesting capabilities of The Psychotronic Money Magnet™ more than one hundred fold !

It was explained to us by the Archangel Mikhail that mankind was to be allowed to see the truth that we all have a connection to the source of all and that abundance is the natural state of the universe. We all have access to that state through meditation. The Psychotronic Money Magnet™ merely super-connects our consciousness to the source of all abundance more quickly and easily than meditation or any other known method.

To use an analogy, The Psychotronic Money Magnet™ operates like a high speed modem which hooks up our subconscious minds and etheric fields to the creative software of the universe.

The Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet ™

Completely fcuking loopy!

**slackula** · 06-12-2009, 10:57 PM

Freerepublic.com or any site dedicated to homeopathy. /b/ gets a dishonourable mention.

**slackula** · 06-12-2009, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

The Psychotronic Money Magnet™ Ultra Advanced Version 1.0

That sounds a lot like a Scientology site.

**Spin** · 07-12-2009, 12:37 AM

Subzeroforum.com

**kingwilly** · 07-12-2009, 07:27 AM

I reckon we oughta rename this thread, the Blackgang emails and CMN conspiracy theories thread.

**chassamui** · 07-12-2009, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I reckon we oughta rename this thread, the Blackgang emails and CMN conspiracy theories thread.

Fox Spews have already done it haven't they?

**baldrick** · 07-12-2009, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

The Lost Cubit

sounds like these cnuts are infringing on the patented "Teak Door Amulet"

send them an email and ask them how the lost cubit helps with beef sandwiches and 3 holers on soi yodsak

**EmperorTud** · 07-12-2009, 06:11 PM

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